Workmen play football Supervisors play cricket Officers play tennis CEOs pay golf.
Conclusion or Moral - As u go higher ur Balls get smaller!
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A farmer fixes a cow milking machine on his manhood and has a gr8 orgasm. But could not take it out. Refers to the manual & faints.
The manual said "AUTO RELEASE AFTER 5 LITRS"
2006-08-11 01:55:46 · 26 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
damn, I love the farmer joke
2006-08-11 08:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is yours like peas. Nothing is better than your own filthy hands; why go for a machine; finally I think your brains will oozing from the machine.
2006-08-11 02:02:17 · answer #2 · answered by john j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can inform you extremely love legal experts. i do no longer probable shelter them I propose come on $2500 to stroll right into a courtroom docket and says she gets this this and this. Congratulations your divorced. Hell i could desire to have carried out that and not had to pay $2500. however the everlasting restraining order replaced into nicely worth it.
2016-12-17 08:58:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the similarity between a scooter and knickers?
Both of them are in the way when you are in a hurry.
2006-08-11 02:00:15 · answer #4 · answered by lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bull joke is a bit stiff it suckes well and then it blows up right in your face and the outher one the md must be playing marballs great jokes
2006-08-11 02:44:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my goshhhhhh .....both were mind blowing ... !!!!!! simply fantabulous ...
This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a
psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."
The friend asks, "How so?"
"My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation,
and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!
2006-08-11 06:19:03 · answer #6 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny thank 4 the lauph
2006-08-11 05:32:41 · answer #7 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I feel bad for the farmer...lol
2006-08-11 23:36:18 · answer #8 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who in the hell told you about my milking machine?
2006-08-11 02:21:56 · answer #9 · answered by Velociraptor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A simple plazte beats all.
2006-08-11 01:59:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋