A man sits in a bar every night, and orders beers in sets of threes. After doing this for awhile, he begins to be known as "The Three Beers Man". The bartender finally gets up enough guts to ask him why he always orders three beers, the man replies,
"Well, I have three brothers, and we use to go to the bar together, until we all ended up moving to different places, so we agreed that everytime we wen to a bar, we'd have a drink for eachother."
So he did this for a few more weeks and then he suddenly started ordering beers in sets of twos. After a few days, the bartender comes up to him and says, "I'm sorry for your loss."
The man replies, "What do you mean?"
"Well, you've started ordering only two beers at a time, I just figured one of your brothers died."
"Oh, no," the man replies, "I just gave up drinking for Lent."
Give it a 1-5, with 1 being the lowest and 5 being the highest
2006-08-10
15:57:01
·
51 answers
·
asked by
Erin A
2
in
Jokes & Riddles