A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.
"Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.”Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to sit down and relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "...let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
2006-08-10 15:53:15 · 14 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hee hee hee hee hee heeh ehhe hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee...snort.
2006-08-10 21:03:27 · answer #1 · answered by Nicky 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-08-10 23:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, that's a good one. HaHaHa!!!
Thanks for the laugh & the points.
2006-08-10 23:03:34 · answer #3 · answered by jincr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Likey this Jokey. *giggle* This joke make me laugh. ^!^ **** Luck!
2006-08-11 00:13:46 · answer #4 · answered by Summer Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before but it's still funny
2006-08-10 22:58:06 · answer #5 · answered by Erin A 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have not heard it before and lmao thank you
2006-08-10 23:09:31 · answer #6 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one but it always makes me laugh...THANKS!
2006-08-10 22:57:58 · answer #7 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i likey lol â¥
2006-08-10 23:02:14 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!!! I wasn't expecting that one at all! good!
2006-08-11 01:19:34 · answer #9 · answered by hambone1985 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty good
2006-08-10 23:19:52 · answer #10 · answered by paluzzi81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋