2006-08-10 15:59:42 · 30 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Personally I would not touch explosives of any kind, bottle rockets included, if I was sober. I am far to rational to risk the inevitable harm I will cause to myself if I handle something that is either flammable or explosive. I am all thumbs if it can burn or impale me.
With drinks in me it is a different story."Show me the bottle rockets".
#1. You could drink the Jack and do whatever comes naturally with the bottle rockets.
#2. You could drink the Jack until you forget about the fireworks.
Either way it is win win.
2006-08-10 20:08:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Pour the JD over your head, and all over your clothes till you totally reek. Well, take a swig if you must. Or three. Then take a rocket....hey - this sounds dangerous. Aren't you supposed to use a plastic bottle? OK go find a quart soda bottle, dump contents on head, clothing, etc. Wait. Better idea! Forget everything I just said. Go to a store, buy a bunch of plastic cups, a bag of ice, other sodas, maybe some chips and dip. Call all your buddies for impromptu party. When soda bottles are empty, do the bottle rocket thing. Unless your party got too out of hand and the cops arrived. Save rockets for later.
2006-08-11 10:47:28 · answer #2 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put the bottle rockets in the quart of Jack Daniels - then put the quart of Jack Daniels up you butt and lite the bottle rockets with a long match - let us know how that goes for you.
2006-08-10 23:05:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pour out the Jack Daniels- drinking is so passe-
And then use the bottle to light off the bottle rockets.
Make sure you are not alone. It's more fun that way.
Have fun!
2006-08-10 23:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by Linda S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Step One....drink said bottle of Jack
Step Two.... place empty bottle in the dirt
Step Three...pass out before you get to the bottle rockets saving yourself from blowing your fingers off yet you may suffer an extreme hangover tomorrow but you will still have your fingers!
2006-08-10 23:04:42 · answer #5 · answered by star dust 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drink the jack and light the rockets
2006-08-10 23:05:47 · answer #6 · answered by Eerin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink the JD then shoot the bottle rockets out of the empty bottle..it should make for an enlightening experience
2006-08-10 23:07:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
take the bottles rockets and place them in a blender with some ice
Then pour jack over the rocks
And have yourself a Proper Daniel
you know you a gangsta
2006-08-11 00:26:55 · answer #8 · answered by Queen A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How clever all these answerer's are!!! My advice:
Don't drink the Jack, save it for when you have someone to enjoy it with.
save the bottle rockets too, if indeed you do have any!!!
2006-08-10 23:14:41 · answer #9 · answered by Silva 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pour the jack on the bottle rockets and light it all on fire...then drink whatever you have left over.
2006-08-10 23:05:56 · answer #10 · answered by Lola P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋