Entertainment & Music - 10 August 2006

What is the name of the vampire movie with the two Corey's?? Like the brother of one of them turns into a vampire and he contacts "experts" on killing vampires.

2006-08-10 19:05:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

http://www.goregasm.com/view/33/Talkshow_fight

2006-08-10 19:04:31 · 4 answers · asked by Mortimer Pratchett 1 in Celebrities

Mirror, Mirror on the wall; am I there yet?
Cause Mirror you've always told me who I am
I’m finding It’s not easy to be perfect
So Sorry you won’t define me
Sorry you don’t own me

(Chorus:)
Who are you to tell me
that I’m less than what I should be
Who are you ,Who are you
I don’t need to listen
to the list of things I should do
I won’t try - I won’t try
You don’t define me, you don’t define me

Mirror I am seeing a new reflection
I’m looking into the eyes of He who made me
To Him I have beauty beyond compare
I know He defines me

(Chorus)

2006-08-10 19:04:27 · 1 answers · asked by liveslifelikeitcomes 3 in Music

Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without hesitation, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the royal chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer could have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, he shooed Horatio the Physician away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. So the King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...

Moral of the story: Always pay your bills.

2006-08-10 19:04:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

gush he's my crush!




andon guenther is a paradise hotel cast a reality show by fox, hosted by amanda byram. i realy want to see he's portfolio i hope he does have!

2006-08-10 19:03:42 · 2 answers · asked by syvhne c 2 in Television

A country extension agent is visiting a farm and needs to use the toilet, but he remembers that there is no running water. So he runs around back to the outhouse, opens the door, and the hired man is sitting there. But the hired man says,"It's okay. Come on in, it's the two-holer." So the agent goes in and sits down. Soon, the hired man stands up, and as he pulls up his pants, some change tumbles out of his pocket and goes down the hole. The hired man shakes his head, pulls out his wallet, drops a ten-dollar bill down the hole. The extension agent says, " What did you do that for?" And the hired man says, " Well, I ain't goin' down there for just thirty-five cents."



:)

2006-08-10 19:03:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I Like:
Kimberly
Victoria Rose
Olivia Renee
Lacey
Evangeline
Jennifer
Garbielle
Do You Like any of Them?

2006-08-10 19:02:48 · 47 answers · asked by Princess Peach 3 in Celebrities

2006-08-10 19:02:34 · 21 answers · asked by The "Spence" 2 in Music

2006-08-10 19:01:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

sanjay dey,lachit path,bisshnupur,guwahati-781016,cell-099541-03975

2006-08-10 19:00:11 · 3 answers · asked by desanjay2003 1 in Music

One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot.

He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, ''That parrot repeats everything he hears.''

''That's alright,'' the man replied.

So the man bought the parrot and left the store.

As he was walking down the street, he saw a cop chasing a robber.

The cop hollered to his partner, ''Shoot him down, shoot him down!''

Then the parrot said, ''Shoot him down, shoot him down!''

They kept walking and found a man who was trying to pry his car off the ground with a crowbar because his wheels had been stolen.

The man said, ''Pop it up, pop it up!''

The parrot said, ''Pop it up, pop it up!''

They kept on walking to a carnival. A guy at a gamestand yelled, ''Hit a big one, win a prize!''

The parrot said, ''Hit a big one, win a prize!''

Then they walked into a church and sat down.

The minister was in the middle of the sermon.

He said, ''The Lord is above us.''

The parrot said, ''Shoot him down,shoot him down!''

The minister said, ''The devil is below us.''

The parrot said, ''Pop it up, pop it up.''

Then the minister got angry and threw a bible at the parrot. The parrot ducked and the bible hit a fat lady behind him.

The parrot said,'' Hit a big one, win a prize!''

2006-08-10 19:00:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

like at the end it goes... were closing the god damn door

2006-08-10 18:59:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I know that he has been having an affair with a married women for over 10 years!!! Does anyone know of her? I heard she had his son 3 years ago and its a love child....she hasn't even told him, he's in for a shocker!!!

2006-08-10 18:56:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and saying a sweet "hello!"

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.

Finally he says, "Um, do you know me?"

She replies, "I think you're the father of one of my children."

He thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and has a sudden recollection of a drunken party.

"My god," he says. "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I coaxed into a private room with a $50 bill, and then we had sex on the pool table with all my buddies watching from the door while I yelled 'I call the corner pocket!' while you screamed 'Harder, harder!' and 'Deeper, deeper!'?"

She hardly missed a beat when she said "Well, no. I'm your son's math teacher."

2006-08-10 18:56:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

like a summer program where you go away for the summer...if you have any idea, or anything similiar to it (better if in Minnesota) it would be sooo awesome. thanks so much!

2006-08-10 18:56:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

ok three dudes (girls) were in heaven st peter said welcome, here u can do anything u like. god jus has one rule, never step on a duck. so the friends split up and decide to meet back later. awhile later all meet up one has a fat ugly chick. dude! what happened. he replied i accidentally stepped on a little duck and all of a sudden i was chained to her. the other has a loud mouthed smelly chick chained to him, damn what happened to you? he replied man i accidentally stepped on one, and all of a sudden i was chained to her. the third friend had a beautiful woman chained to him. heyyy what the heck how did you get her?! the lady said i dont know what the hell he did but i stepped on a damn duck!!

just put your friends name into the joke and set one up for the punchline,, very funny around groups of people.

2006-08-10 18:55:47 · 21 answers · asked by internet_mack 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Tom was talking to his friend at the bar, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."

His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice.
The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," Adam replied.

"Did she like it?"

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

2006-08-10 18:55:39 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-10 18:55:39 · 17 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

He said that phone # in his song and i had tried calling and it seems it doesnt even exist. Mike jones is a lying fag.

2006-08-10 18:55:36 · 6 answers · asked by Paco 4 in Music

i like the old better. is it just me or does amy have a better voice then she does now?

2006-08-10 18:55:06 · 2 answers · asked by nikki fm 2 in Music

2006-08-10 18:54:38 · 9 answers · asked by Madhav J 1 in Movies

I recently heard his bluegrass version of Jump & is it me or is that fuc%er just baked. He used to be a rockstar now what the fuc%.Let me know what you think....

2006-08-10 18:54:25 · 3 answers · asked by guvner_46 3 in Music

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a good job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.

And...

5. Its very, very important that these four women don't ever find out about each other.

2006-08-10 18:54:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-10 18:54:05 · 4 answers · asked by Riss 4 in Celebrities

I was at work and missed it all everyone telling me to look at the news buy I have to get myself ready for work tomm. TGIF!!!

2006-08-10 18:53:58 · 9 answers · asked by mr18wheeler 1 in Television

2006-08-10 18:53:45 · 37 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

pete wentz? is he nice he seems nice

2006-08-10 18:53:32 · 7 answers · asked by nikki fm 2 in Music

2006-08-10 18:53:31 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Old Metallica would be the original members James, Lars, Kirk and Cliff. Also add Jason to the mix. Songs that were LOUD, HEAVY and FAST.

Or the new Metallica. Everything after the black album.

Thanks 4 your input.

2006-08-10 18:53:03 · 14 answers · asked by latina_925 2 in Music

2006-08-10 18:52:45 · 6 answers · asked by missy146833 3 in Music