Tom was talking to his friend at the bar, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."
His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice.
The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," Adam replied.
"Did she like it?"
"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"
2006-08-10 18:55:39 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooouu! LOL. LOL. Yep. Good one.
Thanks for the laughs.
Have a great evening!
2006-08-11 10:52:14 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious. Great joke.
2006-08-11 03:22:59 · answer #2 · answered by Ouchi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah baby, get me one of those certificates too.
2006-08-11 02:01:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL fuuuuuunny, nice to know that no one loves him
2006-08-11 02:21:54 · answer #4 · answered by Sami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
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2006-08-11 02:07:05 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I heard it before but it's a good one.
2006-08-12 12:45:06 · answer #6 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahha rey
2006-08-12 03:13:24 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao way to funny....thx Pd
But then again its you..Pd
2006-08-11 05:30:50 · answer #8 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard this one before too sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry â¥
2006-08-11 02:27:33 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... im yelling "its Pd ... its PD!!!!!!!!!!!"
2006-08-11 13:22:15 · answer #10 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋