ok three dudes (girls) were in heaven st peter said welcome, here u can do anything u like. god jus has one rule, never step on a duck. so the friends split up and decide to meet back later. awhile later all meet up one has a fat ugly chick. dude! what happened. he replied i accidentally stepped on a little duck and all of a sudden i was chained to her. the other has a loud mouthed smelly chick chained to him, damn what happened to you? he replied man i accidentally stepped on one, and all of a sudden i was chained to her. the third friend had a beautiful woman chained to him. heyyy what the heck how did you get her?! the lady said i dont know what the hell he did but i stepped on a damn duck!!
just put your friends name into the joke and set one up for the punchline,, very funny around groups of people.
2006-08-10 18:55:47 · 21 answers · asked by internet_mack 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is one of my favorite jokes! I love it! And you just reminded me to tell my friends! ha ha! Thanks.
2006-08-10 18:59:10 · answer #1 · answered by littlemisspopprincess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6
2006-08-10 19:00:19 · answer #2 · answered by valerie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-08-10 18:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by pradeep 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's particularly lovable, I quite like the photo on the right, appears like a form shot! As someone had already stated, she definately seems asian. i imagine i ought to have guessed jap or Korean or some thing, i wouldn't have guessed 1/2 British in spite of the undeniable fact that. i ought to offer her an 8 or 9 :)
2016-11-29 21:40:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does it have to involve poor little innocent ducks getting stepped on. Other than that it's good. :)
2006-08-10 19:12:12 · answer #5 · answered by windandwater 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man !! Who taught you how to write down a joke??? Get a Copy Proofer to go over your script...And don't quit your day job.
2006-08-10 19:02:26 · answer #6 · answered by yahoooo reject 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's fine.. i heard it as a different version..
2006-08-10 19:08:25 · answer #7 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-10 18:59:15 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is as lame as a wheelchair bound cripple.
2006-08-10 18:58:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I AM SURE ..............WHEN I TELL THE JOKE 2 MY FRIENDS IT WILL BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT...LOL I DID LIKE IT
2006-08-10 19:00:18 · answer #10 · answered by meemeemee40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋