Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without hesitation, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the royal chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer could have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, he shooed Horatio the Physician away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. So the King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
Moral of the story: Always pay your bills.
2006-08-10 19:04:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ewww Yes bills must be paid, rated as 10+
2006-08-10 19:09:01 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, that is not one of the best but it is a little old for kids on this thing, but it was sort of funny.
2006-08-10 19:09:53 · answer #2 · answered by Sami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahahaha...lesson learned.
So this is how it is in your world.
In my world when you dont pay your bills, they cut something...the power supply or the water supply or the telephone connection, I mean.
2006-08-10 20:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by *art blest* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!!! LOL. LOL. Just desserts? LOL.
Thanks for the laughs.
Hit a big one again! LOL. LOL.
2006-08-11 10:35:11 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, tit 4 tat
2006-08-10 19:31:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol..good one cheers^^
2006-08-10 19:13:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was frick'n hilarious!!!!!! did you make that up yourself? if so you are a absolute genius!!!!! i've never laughed so hard in my entire life!!!!!
2006-08-10 19:15:34 · answer #7 · answered by Eva 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
always pay your bills ,but if you remeber you could pay mine to.
2006-08-10 20:25:40 · answer #8 · answered by Catalin4faith 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was cute.
2006-08-10 19:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by anonymous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋