A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and saying a sweet "hello!"
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.
Finally he says, "Um, do you know me?"
She replies, "I think you're the father of one of my children."
He thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and has a sudden recollection of a drunken party.
"My god," he says. "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I coaxed into a private room with a $50 bill, and then we had sex on the pool table with all my buddies watching from the door while I yelled 'I call the corner pocket!' while you screamed 'Harder, harder!' and 'Deeper, deeper!'?"
She hardly missed a beat when she said "Well, no. I'm your son's math teacher."
2006-08-10 18:56:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG that is soooooooooooooooooooo funny, that is a good one
2006-08-10 19:04:07 · answer #1 · answered by Sami 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Classic joke 8/10
2006-08-10 19:01:31 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1, thumbs Up
2006-08-10 19:24:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS ONE I HEARD BEFORE BUT IT'S HILLARIOUS EACH TIME I HEAR THIS
2006-08-10 19:01:05 · answer #4 · answered by pink dolphin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I've heard this, but it is funny. LOL.
2006-08-11 10:44:56 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. That was awesome
2006-08-10 19:00:20 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is kinda old sorry sweetheart ♥
2006-08-10 18:57:45 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol vg
2006-08-10 19:11:24 · answer #8 · answered by derf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahahaha that was great
2006-08-10 19:07:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2006-08-10 18:59:08 · answer #10 · answered by GoldnHart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋