Entertainment & Music - 10 August 2006

There once was this deacon and this preacher, and they had been friends for a long time. One day the deacon got sick and was put in the hospital, so the preacher decided to go and see his old friend.
When he walked into the hospital room, the preacher noticed all the hoses and medical equipment attached to the deacon. The preacher walked over and kneeled by the bed and asked, ''How ya doing?''

The deacon motioned at a pad and pen on the nightstand. ''You want that?'' the preacher asked him, and the deacon nodded his head yes. So the preacher handed his friend the pad and pen and the deacon began to write. All of a sudden the deacon died.

At his funeral, the preacher was asked to deliver the service. ''He was a good man and I'll never forget him,'' the preacher said, ''I was with him when he died and as a matter of fact I have his last thought in my coat pocket here.''

The preacher reaches into his pocket and pulls out the paper. ''Please, get up! You're kneeling on my oxygen hose!''

2006-08-10 01:25:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am very lonely at the moment, and have nothing to do...

Any suggestions? My only mate in this town is out 'til about 5:30, and I have no money...

2006-08-10 01:25:05 · 12 answers · asked by ...o(_insert witty comment_) 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-10 01:21:31 · 13 answers · asked by Thathia f 1 in Other - Entertainment

i like him so much and i wanna meet him. we have so much in common and we would look good together. but if he already has a girlfriend i dont wanna get my hopes up. so does he and donr be mean it just an 11 year old asking. ok ya hes older but he dated alyson stoner whos 12 so it doesnt matter.

2006-08-10 01:19:50 · 12 answers · asked by coleslover 2 in Celebrities

i downloaded a song, its by my dying bride because i recognise the voice....it has a violin playing at the start and continues through while the song plays....i would like to know what the song is called! i cant find it anywhere!!! thanks in advance

2006-08-10 01:19:18 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-10 01:19:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-10 01:18:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-10 01:17:53 · 12 answers · asked by delmore 2 in Polls & Surveys

i missed it last night, are benji and donyelle still in?

2006-08-10 01:17:49 · 2 answers · asked by xxxx 2 in Television

2006-08-10 01:16:46 · 13 answers · asked by jixiang 2 in Celebrities

bahamas?

2006-08-10 01:16:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

This guy was on Phil Donahue show, i think. Or maybe a different show. Anyway, it was back in the 80's or 90's, and he would actually swallow a billard ball, actually the cue ball, and would cough it up again. Amazing! Wish i could remember his name.

The way he swallowed the ball was funny. He made like a vacumn sound and the ball would actually go down his throat. He would close his mouth, and give a smile, and then throw the ball back up, right into his hand.

If anyone knows who this is, and if there is a video of him doing this, lemme know!

2006-08-10 01:14:55 · 5 answers · asked by snafu1 2 in Television

I want to find a free legal music download site with no download fees or membership fees. A site that will let you download music and burn cds without cost. I am looking for older versions that will allow you to do all of these things.

2006-08-10 01:13:39 · 12 answers · asked by AVRIL D 1 in Music

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.

The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."

So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job."

"No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances; this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, rashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes; then all went quiet.

The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat the son of a ***** to death with the chair!"

2006-08-10 01:12:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

before you open your personal computer today...and for how long you plan to use it?

2006-08-10 01:11:49 · 19 answers · asked by alexcruz56 2 in Polls & Surveys

i dont have any jokes @ all

2006-08-10 01:10:09 · 5 answers · asked by sabrina b 2 in Other - Entertainment

I am a grown woman but I can't take my eyes off Bradley from enders, the little ginger minky, I would make him blush, even more than he does now.

But it's just wrong, so, so wrong.

2006-08-10 01:08:56 · 26 answers · asked by sling it bird 3 in Television

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2006-08-10 01:08:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-08-10 01:08:04 · 11 answers · asked by anish r 1 in Movies

Piers Morgan has no class. Am I the only one seeing this? What is it with these British guys. They are so rude!! Do they get their jolly's off, making people cry?

2006-08-10 01:07:40 · 9 answers · asked by ASTORROSE 5 in Television

2006-08-10 01:05:44 · 9 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-10 01:05:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I have been tracking this one for a while
http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AiNBpOWtbGd3TyeId4kUz88ezKIX?show=b7697df4e8715ac2127073cc7312de36aa
What do you think?

2006-08-10 01:05:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hey, I wasn't getting anywhere with the serious Qs today. If you can't beat 'em...

2006-08-10 01:04:06 · 31 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-10 01:03:39 · 11 answers · asked by Septor_4 1 in Music

I see a lot of questions about Darth Vader and the "Chosen One"

well here's what George Lucas said sometime around Ep 1

If you watch Return of the Jedi it actually pans it out.

Anakin became Darth Vader but was not 100% evil. He had a heart. When Luke confronted him, Vader had love for his kid. He was controlled by the emporer.

When Luke defeated him in ROTJ, he decided the best way to redeem himself, was to put his own life at stake to destroy the emporer.

This was the way Vader finally fullfilled the proffecy. He brough balance to the force by sacrificing himself to destroy the sith.

2006-08-10 01:03:21 · 7 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Movies

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2006-08-10 01:03:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Her name is Vera. She's gotta be around here somewhere....

2006-08-10 01:02:55 · 16 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

Q:how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:none, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Q:how many emo kids does it take to paint a wall?
A:depends how hard you throw them at it.

Q: what's better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?
A: one emo kid nailed to 50 trees.

anyone got anymore?

2006-08-10 01:00:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-10 01:00:19 · 19 answers · asked by sleepyredlion 4 in Music