what is the funniest joke you have ever heard?..........=)?

Question

i dont have any jokes @ all

Answer 1

This one was lame but I find it so hilarious.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?
Someone threw a fridge at him
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Why did the monkey fall out the tree?
It was dead
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Why did the second money fall out the tree?
It was stapled to the first monkey
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Why the the third money fall out the tree?
He thought it was a race
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Why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree?
Peer pressure
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Why did the boy fall off his bike?
Four monkeys hit him
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Answer 2

I love any of the Yo momma jokes and I love any of the blond jokes even though I am a blond. I don't really have a favorite. Though there is this thing when you go to the bathroom.
I have to go take a _________ and wipe my _____ and u stick a persons name in the blanks. We do it when our friends come over. LOL

Answer 3

A young man goes to meet his girlfriend's parents. He has a few drinks with her father and then they sit down to dinner. He finds that the combination of drinks and food has made him gassy. However, he wants to impress his girlfriend and her family and he doubts that letting one fly will help. So he tries to hold it in. However as he shifts in his seat, a tiny fart escapes.

His girlfriend's mother looks down at the dog at his feet and says, "Spot!"

The guy thinks, "They think the dog did it. I bet I can let go another and they'll blame it on the dog." So he lets out another, slightly louder fart.

Once again, his girlfriend's mother says, "Spot!"

"One more," the guy thinks to himself. "One more and I'll feel better." So he farts one more time. This time it is loud and there is a faint odor.

The girl's mother looks down at the dog, who is still at his feet, and she says, "Spot, get over here before he sh*ts on you."

Answer 4

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.

Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie.
Bad girls know they could do it better.

Good girls wear high heels to work.
Bad girls wear high heels to bed.

Good girls say, "Don't ... Stop..."
Bad girls say, "Don't Stop

Answer 5

pilot ask the tower how i can get safe landing she said to hem kiss the runway then you have one and when he do it he broken wheels he said why this happened she told hem i told you kiss the runway not **** it