Q:how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:none, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Q:how many emo kids does it take to paint a wall?
A:depends how hard you throw them at it.
Q: what's better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?
A: one emo kid nailed to 50 trees.
anyone got anymore?
2006-08-10 01:00:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh darn someone got to it before i could oh well its still funny
I wish my grass was emo. Wanna know why?
So that way it would cut itself!!!
chill out people its just a joke you don't have to take up on it. But then again you wouldn't be you. Huh weird. Like you don't have jokes about jocks and all the other people. The best thing in life is when you can laugh at yourself so Chilll
2006-08-10 01:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by spookiebutt 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
HeHeHe...I like it.
I'm not one for singling out social groups but these 'Emo's' do my head in a little bit. They whine on and on about how the world hates them and how they're not respected as individuals.
They say they dress how they do because they're different........BUT YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!!
Now I'm no trendy townie. I listen to the kind of Death Metal that would make these little Emo kids have a heart attack. I just don't see why they have to make such a point of the fact that they have an 'alternative' taste in music/lifestyle.
Listen to the music you like, let if rule your life but don't whinge about it so bloody much!!!
Sorry....don't have any jokes though
2006-08-10 01:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Most popular one is always
"I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself."
I hate emo kids. They are all the goth without the intelligence, understanding, charisma, power, and enjoyment of the elder goths. It's like they saw the last crop of goths come out, (the slipknot brats that are just white trash dressed in black) and said omg this is what we have to deal with?
waaahh!
Oh noes! My mother is overprotective and is paying for everything until I turn 35! I spilled my milk! My house is huge and I have a family that's still together and I live in the suburbs of a big city! waaah!
/baseball bat to the face
I hate those kids. Be thankful brats.
/and get off my lawn
2006-08-10 01:21:37 · answer #3 · answered by Solrium 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Your a sad judgemental stereotyping knob.Have a nice day!
your probly a chav anyway=P
2006-08-10 04:31:37 · answer #4 · answered by Xx_lucy_xX 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Quality jokes! I also note from the responses so far, that EMO kids have no sense of humour and take themselves way too seriously! Lighten up!
2006-08-10 01:06:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋
There's one word to describe those. Awful. They're just not funny.
2006-08-10 01:56:45 · answer #6 · answered by HiFi 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
its good to have opinions about people- well it natural BUT can't you just delete that question?people are obviously offended, and i can see why.
any1 agree with me- im with fu-fu-floss!
????
2006-08-10 03:17:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
thants not funny
you cant be judjing other people like that
it is not right
2006-08-10 05:19:09 · answer #8 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Someone's been reading the NME.....
2006-08-10 01:08:03 · answer #9 · answered by eriverpipe 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
what is an emo kid?
2006-08-10 01:05:37 · answer #10 · answered by julie r 1 · 0⤊ 5⤋