Entertainment & Music - 8 August 2006

A little boy was doing his math homework.

He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a ***** is seven. Three plus six, that son of a ***** is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a ***** is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.

2006-08-08 06:43:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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who has the best hollywood bods?

ur pick!
-jennifer lopez
-jessica alba
-paris hilton
-jennifer aniston
-angelina jolie
-Rihanna
-shakira
-nelly furtado
-Gizele Bunchen
-adriana lima
-jessica simpson
-christina agularia
-Modanna
-&& last Beyonce

^^ pick the one u think is best

2006-08-08 06:42:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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You don't know my name, do you?

It rhymes with a part of the female anatomy.

2006-08-08 06:42:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Be honest: have you ever lied just to kick it?

2006-08-08 06:42:11 · 10 answers · asked by Nitz Frugent 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Who sings this song?

cause theres you and me, and all other people?, nothing to do, nothing to prove. THis is a newer song maybe a year old.

2006-08-08 06:41:43 · 16 answers · asked by I love money 4 in Music

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does anybody have any great ideas for halloween costumes?

My boyfriend want to do a couple thing, like The Flinstones, or Sonny and Cher...Any ideas?

2006-08-08 06:41:09 · 28 answers · asked by dizzys_gal 2 in Other - Entertainment

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who's the hottest chick around here?

come ladies done lie i can see through you so dont say you

cause come on i mean eww

2006-08-08 06:41:06 · 24 answers · asked by chicken booty 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Is this the world's most scariest picture ever!?

It's like a plastic surgery convention meets the rocky horror picture show...

*Don't look and press 'Back' before it's too late!*

http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/minelli_wedding.jpg

2006-08-08 06:41:05 · 99 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Who do you want torture and/or murder the most?

Sponge Bob, Barney, or Buzz Lightyear?

2006-08-08 06:40:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When are the new episodes of Naruto coming out in the US? I mean the ones with the 2-3yr gap!?

2006-08-08 06:40:35 · 9 answers · asked by Sumara 4 in Comics & Animation

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How to I make it in the music industry?

I'm a singer/songwriter and quite good...at least everyone that hears me tells me so. I know it's not just the being nice 'you're pretty good', it's the 'wow, that was amazing'. I sound like a few singers out there and do have a band and play places but it's all the marketing crap. Any suggestions on how to get a CD to the right people?

2006-08-08 06:40:11 · 3 answers · asked by bosco z 1 in Music