A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a ***** is seven. Three plus six, that son of a ***** is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a ***** is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.
2006-08-08 06:43:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny man this guys i mean YA team puts lot of star marks in our question it makes me mad and i believe you too find it horrible, LOL
2006-08-08 07:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that was a good joke for once but have you heard this one. Yo mama so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest the judges wouldnt allow her cuz no professionals allowed LMAO
2006-08-08 13:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by hottgirld 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha.....
if the teacher was Barney... it would never have happened...
barney teaches kids the right way...
but if it was barney it wouldnt have been funny.
hahahahahahahahaha sum of which... heh
2006-08-08 13:52:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-08-08 14:08:09 · answer #4 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute and funny
2006-08-08 14:00:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-08 20:36:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea i used to tell that all the time..its cute. i love it.
2006-08-08 14:02:30 · answer #7 · answered by lil_grizzly_07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-08-08 14:35:43 · answer #8 · answered by agalicktourq 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-08-08 14:07:07 · answer #9 · answered by chica123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHa
2006-08-08 13:53:19 · answer #10 · answered by applebottom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋