2006-08-08 06:48:32 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
Freak lawnmower accident, April 23rd, 2027.
I'm so sorry for your family's future loss.
2006-08-08 06:52:38 · answer #1 · answered by ratboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
15 of February, 2011
2006-08-08 07:15:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something along the lines of a Electrocution. Like a lightning bolt singles you out as you walk home, one dark and gloomy afternoon. BOOM! Your a goner. Its a doouble hit, it bounces off you to a electric transformer nearby and hits back to you again with more power!
About 9-10 years from now.
Make sure now, your parents have life insurance on you. Unless you can pay for your own.
2006-08-08 07:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You death will occur Nov 15, 2013. You will be beaten to death by midgets in a tavern brawl. This will occur after an argument about how tall Jesus Christ was. You will be buried in a ditch with a broomstick as your marker. Years later, you will be dug up by medical students on a scavenger hunt, who, with your posthumous help, will win an award for having found the funniest looking human skeleton.
2006-08-08 07:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A unjust death by all the world governments because of the slaying of many yahoo users!! lol. Multiple times because they will first clone you so that they can put you to death in every country where there are yahoo users that have suffered horrific deaths at your hands.
2006-08-08 06:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by hartley006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it ll be on a Saturday night you'll be with your friends having a good time then all of a sudden you will feel like taking a nasty dump then you start running to the nearest crapper and you will be hit by a car severing you in half. You take one last look at your friends as they stare at your torso on the floor as you try to get away crawling on your hands while your intestines drag behind you leaking vital fluids your legs are still kicking around and your pants will be crapped on
2006-08-08 06:57:50 · answer #6 · answered by DIRKDIGGLER 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squashed by a stone gargoyle as you leave court a free man.
Year 2020, July 8th approx. 3:47 p.m.
2006-08-08 09:10:58 · answer #7 · answered by Silver Snake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will die in 2036 in an elevator shaft. You will get on at the 13th floor and will be the only one on the elevator. Then it will suddenly go out of control and fall.
2006-08-08 07:16:17 · answer #8 · answered by sweetiepie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Astrologers don't predict death. It's considered unethical.
2006-08-08 11:34:03 · answer #9 · answered by astroleolady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll be hit by a hover craft at the age of 127 and your family will sue the driver....Lindsay Lohan.
2006-08-08 06:53:50 · answer #10 · answered by Flyleaf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋