i heard my dad telling my brother these poems when i was little.
there was a gal named sally brown. she said no man could take her down. over the hill came piss-pot pete with 90 lbs of swinging meat. stuck nine inches up her butt, sally got smart, cut a fart and blew his peter all apart. over the hill went piss-pot pete with 90lbs of shreaded wheat.
when i was young and had no sense, i stuck my tang tang to an electric fence. it curled my toenails, tickled my balls, and made me doo doo in my overalls.
one potato, two potato, three potato, four. my di*k got stuck in an elevator door. someone screamed, my di*k turned green, and thats the end of the story of the dingaling thing.
people who write on bathroom walls, roll their turds into little balls. people who read that word of wit, eat those little balls of sh*t.
2006-08-02
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