i heard my dad telling my brother these poems when i was little.
there was a gal named sally brown. she said no man could take her down. over the hill came piss-pot pete with 90 lbs of swinging meat. stuck nine inches up her butt, sally got smart, cut a fart and blew his peter all apart. over the hill went piss-pot pete with 90lbs of shreaded wheat.
when i was young and had no sense, i stuck my tang tang to an electric fence. it curled my toenails, tickled my balls, and made me doo doo in my overalls.
one potato, two potato, three potato, four. my di*k got stuck in an elevator door. someone screamed, my di*k turned green, and thats the end of the story of the dingaling thing.
people who write on bathroom walls, roll their turds into little balls. people who read that word of wit, eat those little balls of sh*t.
2006-08-02 18:55:40 · 8 answers · asked by Amber 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you people are freakin nuts. and you need to get the tampon out of your azz seriously. in case you havent noticed im a grown *** woman and i dont need little kids talking sh*t alright. and you people must be little rich kids or snobs that never had a relationship with their parents. and where im from, we can take a joke. it's called MS.
2006-08-02 20:00:31 · update #1
Here's something on the wall...
A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Another to be poet, he wrote this below that...
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to ****
But only farted
Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And **** my pants!
Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here
To **** and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to **** and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a family restaurant toilet wall:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.
2006-08-02 19:07:23 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
funny
2006-08-02 19:05:52 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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i heard my dad telling my brother these poems when i was little.
there was a gal named sally brown. she said no man could take her down. over the hill came piss-pot pete with 90 lbs of swinging meat. stuck nine inches up her butt, sally got smart, cut a fart and blew his peter all apart. over...
2015-08-18 13:46:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lesson 1) Don't eaves drop it's rude.
Lesson 2) If you do eaves drop do not repeat!
2006-08-02 19:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by alana s 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its really sad what some parents are doing to their kids mine. No wonder you can't fine any respect in schools or on the street.
2006-08-02 19:08:57 · answer #5 · answered by omapat 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ur dad is weird but really funny!
2006-08-02 19:43:47 · answer #6 · answered by Malorla 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHA...funny, giko you funny
2006-08-02 19:11:00 · answer #7 · answered by french_dude4u 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My father had more respect for me, so I never heard stuff like that from him.
2006-08-02 19:03:57 · answer #8 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It never ceases to amaze me what parents will tell their children!
2006-08-02 19:02:22 · answer #9 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ur family has got to many crck sniffin, huker in it
2006-08-02 19:18:58 · answer #10 · answered by victim_of_my_words 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋