Entertainment & Music - 1 August 2006

2006-08-01 03:38:46 · 7 answers · asked by Richgirl 3 in Polls & Surveys

lets see who considers oneself stupid!

2006-08-01 03:38:38 · 11 answers · asked by ♀guardian of angels♀ 3 in Polls & Surveys

Vain: You love the smell of your own farts.
Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts.
Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine.
Shy: You release silent farts and then blush.
Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.
Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.
Scientific: You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.
Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart.
Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.
Dishonest: You fart and then blame the dog.
Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours.
Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.
Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the
room and fart in private.
Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.
Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.
Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion.
Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.

2006-08-01 03:38:34 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I am so pissed off at this show. Is it me or does the whole nation seem to be fooled by pete. He is the most manipulating person in that whole house, so much so, bb thinks he is something he aint. for example, look at the way he was with nicky, jennie, lea and now ashleyne. he flirts with them all and he gives them all fake vibes suggesting that he likes them and he fu*kin dont. its quite obvious that he is the most sexually advanced person in the house, its obvious he has had gay relationships and still tries to persue that fact that he is so nieve when he is not. PLEAESE tell me i am not the only one who can see this. ashleyen is one of the most manipulative yeh, so can you see that she has clocked on and dont even give him attention ne more. i hate her too, but as she is so crafty she still pretends that pete is innocent when she kjnows hes not. i am so involved with this programme its getting unhealthy, BUT AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SEE THIS.!? get da b!tch out (ash) an da toss*r p

2006-08-01 03:37:47 · 18 answers · asked by london lady 5 in Television

besides kill yourself?

2006-08-01 03:37:44 · 16 answers · asked by john_b 1 in Polls & Surveys

whats ure email address

2006-08-01 03:36:40 · 15 answers · asked by Alex C 1 in Other - Entertainment

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

2006-08-01 03:36:36 · 5 answers · asked by Stephanie 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-01 03:36:01 · 4 answers · asked by Todd M 1 in Music

any one here use www.bebo.com ,what do u think of it ??

2006-08-01 03:35:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Can someone give me the lyrics to Cherry Lips (Go Baby, Go) by Garbage?

2006-08-01 03:34:58 · 9 answers · asked by emma 3 in Music

Should he just give up when its good or carry on until big brother 256?

2006-08-01 03:34:01 · 16 answers · asked by bananabex 2 in Television

People always say "wow, that's the greatest thing since sliced bread!!". So my question is, what was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread? And what is your opinion on thinking sliced bread is the greatest??

2006-08-01 03:33:36 · 14 answers · asked by BTB 10/04/08 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-01 03:33:20 · 22 answers · asked by LoVeLyOnE 1 in Polls & Surveys

i trying to start up a record label and need sum producers.............ne body make beats?

2006-08-01 03:33:13 · 1 answers · asked by PrettyBoi 1 in Music

2006-08-01 03:32:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-01 03:32:08 · 6 answers · asked by Xavier 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-01 03:31:47 · 7 answers · asked by Tommy D 1 in Television

Here's the thing. I'm not forcing anyone to love me. I'm not interferring with anyone's free will. This person and I are already together, however, she doesn't want to spend time with me or barely have time for me at all. Her friends seem to be more important. She tells me she's crazy about me, but she just doesn't know how to show it. She's been hurt in the past and she doesn't want to allow herself to get too close to me, therefore she spends all her free time with her friends. I know she loves me and I love her too, but her absence and neglegence is killin' me. I just need to know of some spell that will bring her closer to me and enhance her desire to want to be with me. Can anyone help. Serious answeres only. Please keep all negative comments to yourself.

2006-08-01 03:31:42 · 16 answers · asked by mesofemme 3 in Horoscopes

1. I once sang a song about not getting flowers. Barbra sang with me.
2. I was known by one name. I sang a song about a tiger.
3. I sang a song about a dance. It swept the nation!
4. We liked singing about cars ,girls and the beach.
5. The name of our group was the same as a Hitchcock movie, with different spelling.
6. I once sang a song about a guy I liked who left me for Judy.
My next record out was about Judy, and how she was going to feel, now.
7. I was called "The King."
8. I STILL say that Paul McCartney stole his vocals from ME, on "Long Tall Sally." !!!!!!
9. I was Scotland's answer to Bob Dylan.
10. We conquered the world, with our music! Even little children who were born 30 years after we broke up, have heard of us. (We STILL ROCK.)

2006-08-01 03:31:23 · 11 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Music

witch would your rather date?

2006-08-01 03:31:22 · 16 answers · asked by mica d 1 in Celebrities

ok now i've posted this before but i want to try and make sure everyone gets to see it cause i think im going somewhere with this

OK stay with me here i think i figured out how the monkey and captain barbosa r still alive. Ok well i just got done watching the 1st one and for some strange reason desided to watch the after credit stuff which i've never seen well after the credits it shows the monkey in normal form walking across the treasure chest with all the madallions in it and barbosa lying dead well the monkey climbs onto the chest and takes out one of the madallions and turns into a skelotol monkey. so there for wouldnt that kind of bring back the curse cause remeber they need all the madallions in order for it to work. and in the second one we see barbosa's boot breifly at Tia Dalmas house so she could've brought barbosa back to life! ok let me know if u think im way off ok i think i might be going somewhere with this.

2006-08-01 03:29:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

.... for Mrs Pilkintons birthday?

Goose - "I know, a hammer"
Hippo - " How about some toenails"

Oooh, isn't Mrs Pilkinton lucky?
What do you think they should buy her?

2006-08-01 03:29:40 · 5 answers · asked by markhatter 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you love to laugh those little dwarves? I think midgets are hilarious.

2006-08-01 03:28:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

White people have smaller butts than us? I'm not joking or being racist, I'm serious. What factors of the environment would cause this type of dimorphism between races? I can understand the skin color and facial features, and hair differences, but what does the butt have anything to do with adaptation and environment?

2006-08-01 03:28:45 · 13 answers · asked by Aloofly Goofy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-01 03:28:00 · 33 answers · asked by JekYLL'sHyDe 2 in Music

Mel Gibson alledgedly made a remark to the effect that the Jews were responsible for all wars and now the press is saying he is anti-Semetic. Do you think they are making way too much out of one alledged remark? Do you think it's retaliation for "The Passion of Christ"?

2006-08-01 03:27:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that would make a lot of women happy ??

2006-08-01 03:27:33 · 19 answers · asked by interested 4 in Celebrities

Awww, Hippo and Goose are off on their annual holiday to Margate.
As usual, Mrs Pilkinton will be going with them to stop them getting into trouble. Last year she had to rescue them from the local police station after they accidentally set fire to farmer grumpys donkey.

What do you think could go wrong this year?

2006-08-01 03:27:05 · 4 answers · asked by markhatter 6 in Jokes & Riddles

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash. The bartender tells the man that he cannot bring such a dangerous animal into the bar. The man assures him that the gator is completely tame and offers a demonstration. He opens the gator's mouth, places his penis inside and closes it. He then beats the alligator on the head with a stick. Then, he gently opens the gator's mouth, removes his penis and shows it to the crowd. There wasn't a scratch on it. He turns and says, "Now would anyone else like to try?"

A little old women raises her hand and says, "Yes I would, but please don't hit me on the head with the stick."

2006-08-01 03:26:52 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-01 03:25:46 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies