A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
2006-08-01 03:36:36 · 5 answers · asked by Stephanie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Quick joke back.. first best one gets 10 points.. Thanks
2006-08-01 13:29:37 · update #1
Oh my gosh, that's hilarious!!
2006-08-01 03:40:06 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did that actually happen. Lol that's funny.
2006-08-01 03:41:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard it before but lol it's still funny lol check ya later ♥
2006-08-01 03:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh, burn lol
2006-08-01 03:40:24 · answer #4 · answered by J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-01 07:38:35 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋