A guy walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash. The bartender tells the man that he cannot bring such a dangerous animal into the bar. The man assures him that the gator is completely tame and offers a demonstration. He opens the gator's mouth, places his penis inside and closes it. He then beats the alligator on the head with a stick. Then, he gently opens the gator's mouth, removes his penis and shows it to the crowd. There wasn't a scratch on it. He turns and says, "Now would anyone else like to try?"
A little old women raises her hand and says, "Yes I would, but please don't hit me on the head with the stick."
2006-08-01 03:26:52 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thunder_kok says stop telling that joke. thunder_kok's mom was really drunk
2006-08-01 03:33:45 · answer #1 · answered by thunder_kok 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
haha that's funny but sick at the same time because she's an old lady.
2006-08-01 10:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by meeshii 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, why does it have to be an old lady, why can't it just be a woman?
2006-08-01 10:35:47 · answer #3 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny! lol!
2006-08-01 10:31:01 · answer #4 · answered by pippiedooda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-01 10:33:52 · answer #5 · answered by Melissa N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is really funny
2006-08-01 10:31:20 · answer #6 · answered by Zaurel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. thats funny
2006-08-01 10:33:43 · answer #7 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha a wise old women
2006-08-01 10:47:30 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny
2006-08-01 10:38:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me chuckle too. Thank you.
2006-08-01 10:43:20 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋