Vain: You love the smell of your own farts.
Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts.
Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine.
Shy: You release silent farts and then blush.
Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.
Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.
Scientific: You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.
Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart.
Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.
Dishonest: You fart and then blame the dog.
Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours.
Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.
Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the
room and fart in private.
Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.
Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.
Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion.
Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.
2006-08-01 03:38:34 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I fart REALLY LOUD!
Then when everyone looks at me like HOW DARE YOU - I say, "Somebody step on a duck?" Then everyone laughs and wants my jock.
Yeah I know I'm the Kid of Kool.
Donnie Iris is above me as the "King of Kool". . . . . when he walks into a building it just explodes because that level of Kool can not be contained in one building
2006-08-01 05:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by Naddo 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I do not fart coz im a lady but if i did i would be a shy farter!
Its my body and I`ll fart if i want to!
2006-08-01 04:12:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im a foolish farter! I store them up and wait till i go to the loo, then i release a *parp*!
People think I never fart - unless of course, I cant help it, then im a shy farter! lol
2006-08-01 10:31:36 · answer #3 · answered by fizzybubbly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadistic
2006-08-01 05:43:19 · answer #4 · answered by beardedoctopus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Impudent - without a doubt
2006-08-01 04:07:25 · answer #5 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Proud u shouldn't be embarest to fart everyone does
2006-08-01 03:58:31 · answer #6 · answered by Hearts ♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am Impudent! LMAO, but why fart and waste them...when you can burp and taste them?
2006-08-01 03:48:41 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the sad fact is i'm vain.....like anything else when you have smelt it for years you get used to the perfume
2006-08-01 08:34:23 · answer #8 · answered by babybro35 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a little on the discusting side.
2006-08-01 16:19:06 · answer #9 · answered by baby girl 326 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I have always been able to laugh at this.. lol
2006-08-01 03:45:22 · answer #10 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋