A husband, wife and a son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate." The wife opt 4 vanilla."
The dad slaps his son in the back of the head and says"What do you want fat head?"The lady helping them says "Why did you hit him the head and call him fat head?"
The husband said, "There are 3 things in life a man wants:The first thing is a nice big truck. And you see that nicebig truck sitting there (outside) that's mine!!!The second thing in life a man wants is a nice big house and i got one on the edge of town? The third thing in life a man wants is a nice tight pu*sy,and I had that until this fat head came along!!!"
2006-08-01
07:07:00
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