A husband, wife and a son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate." The wife opt 4 vanilla."
The dad slaps his son in the back of the head and says"What do you want fat head?"The lady helping them says "Why did you hit him the head and call him fat head?"
The husband said, "There are 3 things in life a man wants:The first thing is a nice big truck. And you see that nicebig truck sitting there (outside) that's mine!!!The second thing in life a man wants is a nice big house and i got one on the edge of town? The third thing in life a man wants is a nice tight pu*sy,and I had that until this fat head came along!!!"
2006-08-01 07:07:00 · 30 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha.... funny...thanks
check this one too...
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny's body. Worried, she asks him what happened.
He replies:" Well, my parents are doing renovations in my room and I sleep with them. Last night, I woke and heard my father asking OK? and mom said OK so I asked OK what? So they got real angry and beat me up."
The next day, the teacher sees new cuts and bruises on little johnny's body so she asks him what happened and tells her the same thing. So she tells him not to say anything should the same thing occur tonight.
Next day at school, little johnny comes to class with a head band on his head and crutches with his face all blue and swollen.
When the teacher asks what happened, he says:
" Like you said, last night, when my dad asked OK? and mom said OK, I didn't say anything. After a while, they started moaning and groaning but still, I didn't say a thing until dad asked:
"did you come?" and mom answered
"Yeah, I came" and I said
"where were you?
2006-08-02 02:23:14 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute, here is another one
One Wish
A married couple, in their early 60s, was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, ''for being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.''
''Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband'' said the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! – Two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: “Well, This is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.''
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! – The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female.
2006-08-01 07:11:11 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Bingo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tooooo Funnny
2006-08-06 12:45:36 · answer #3 · answered by Tonya 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke
2006-08-07 06:30:36 · answer #4 · answered by Shady54 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~that was great, here's one for you:
MY FIRST EXPERIENCE
The sky was dark, the moon was high
We were alone just her and I.
Her hair was brown, her eyes were blue
I just knew what she wanted to do.
So, with some courage I did my best
and placed my head upon her breast.
Her face was good, her body was fine
I ran my hand down her spine.
She trembled and shook, I felt her heart
She spread her legs...slowly apart!
I knew she was ready, but I didn't know how
Because this was my first experience milking a cow!!! ~
2006-08-01 07:13:54 · answer #5 · answered by hlpz76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sure wish dad would quit telling everyone that joke , if you see him again don't believe anything he says.
2006-08-01 11:12:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL never heard it before but thats funny
2006-08-01 07:10:00 · answer #7 · answered by stormieserenity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have another....
What do you call a Kentucky Virgin?
A seven year old that can out run her older brother.......
2006-08-01 07:11:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man! nice joke.
the tight one became now loose...
2006-08-01 07:10:43 · answer #9 · answered by par98611 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real Oldie .. did he came out as this?
2006-08-01 07:12:44 · answer #10 · answered by jiggoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋