-If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
-When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
-If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
-When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
-Why do they put Braille on Drive-Up ATM machines?
-If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down, what happens when you tie a piece of toast to a cats back?
-Why is bra singular and panties plural?
-If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you
supposed to open it and use it?
-If Peanut Butter cookies are made from peanut butter, what are
Girl Scout cookies made of?
-When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
-What was going through the mind of the first person ever to pull on a cow's udder?
-Why call it "take" a dump, when you leave something behind? (Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?)
-If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
2006-07-31
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