Entertainment & Music - 28 July 2006

drop a few lines everybody:)

2006-07-28 04:01:48 · 20 answers · asked by the phantom 2 in Polls & Surveys

or schmegma? I've heard this word often the past couple of days on the radio, in the store, etc.

I tried looking it up on urban dictionary and couldn't find it.

2006-07-28 04:01:48 · 7 answers · asked by Tootie 1 in Other - Entertainment

On TV commercials there are so many celebrities that do the voice overs. Such as...
-Donald Sutherland for an O.J. commercial
-Queen Latifah for Pizza Hut
-Julia Roberts used to do AOL
-Christine Lahti does Oil of Olay
-Gary Sinise does Cadillac
Anyone know any more?

2006-07-28 04:00:57 · 19 answers · asked by ? 4 in Television

assuming both were unarmed, and no biting or moustache pulling allowed?????

2006-07-28 03:59:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

OK SO I MET A 16 YEAR OLD BOY NAMED JOE AT FALCON RIDGE AND I DIDN'T GET HIS E-MAIL AND I CAN'T FIND HIM!! I LOVE HIM!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO??

2006-07-28 03:58:59 · 33 answers · asked by LIL' PUNK 2 in Music

2006-07-28 03:58:55 · 11 answers · asked by mom1025 5 in Other - Entertainment

Just curious, thank you..

2006-07-28 03:58:52 · 5 answers · asked by *toona* 7 in Polls & Surveys

I love target

2006-07-28 03:58:33 · 16 answers · asked by smiley hannahkins :-) 3 in Polls & Surveys

Sorry folks--- they are a bit long this week.
In Ireland, drink and driving used to be considered as a sport !
A Garda (Irish police) patrol was parked outside a bar when they noticed a man leaving the pub so drunk he could hardly walk -- and he staggered around the car park for fifteen minutes trying to locate his car.After an eternity, trying to fit his keys into five different cars the man finally found his own car and fell inside.
He sat there for some time obviously trying to put his keys into the ignition as the car park around him gradually emptied of other patrons.He flicked the lights on then off, tooted the horn and put the wipers on at max speed, reversed the car a couple of yards and stalled as the remaining customers made their way home.By this time the Garda had seen enough and pulled the man over to carry out a breath test.When the test proved negative the surprised Garda thought it was broken.
'No' said the man 'tonight I'm the decoy'
IT'S OK FOLKS Surdy is IRISH

2006-07-28 03:58:29 · 8 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

It is a rock song that wasperformed on the show Rock Star.

2006-07-28 03:57:49 · 12 answers · asked by NOODLES 1 in Music

OK SO MET A 16 YEAR OLD BOY NAMED JOE AT FALCON RIDGE AND I DIDN'T GET HIS E-MAIL AND I CAN'T FIND HIM!! I LOVE HIM!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO??

2006-07-28 03:57:40 · 12 answers · asked by LIL' PUNK 2 in Music

Who won the second season of project runway?Where can I watch only the finals for free?I wanna watch the WHOLE finals.And i want to watch it on internet

2006-07-28 03:57:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-07-28 03:57:29 · 7 answers · asked by jane a 2 in Celebrities

Who is the original artist and what's the song title?

2006-07-28 03:56:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-28 03:56:47 · 22 answers · asked by jonesywonesy 2 in Television

2006-07-28 03:56:34 · 11 answers · asked by LarryGuy 1 in Television

It was about a cop who helps out these killers because he believed they were doing good by killing other killers. They called them the Saints. There were three of them and they were all Catholic Irish. It has to be older because I saw it on a local tv station late at night. I can't remember who all played in it.

2006-07-28 03:55:48 · 17 answers · asked by star23grace 2 in Movies

Dear Diary:

For my 40th birthday this year, my husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a member of the high school bowling team, I decided it would be a good idea to give it a try. I called the health club and made my reservations with a personal trainer I'll call Bruce, who identified himself as a 26 year old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My husband seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started. The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.

Monday:
Started my day at 6:00 AM. Tough to get out of bed but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Bruce waiting for me. He is something of a Greek God - with blonde hair, dancing eyes, a dazzling white smile and a deep sexy voice. Woo Hoo! Bruce gave me a tour and showed me the machines. He took my pulse after five minutes on the treadmill. He was alarmed that my pulse was so fast, but I attribute it to standing next to him in his lycra aerobic outfit. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring! Bruce was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around.

This is going to be a FANTASTIC week, I am already planning to join!

Tuesday:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Bruce made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill ,but I made the full mile. Bruce's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT, it's a whole new life for me!

Wednesday:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it, my damn arms hurt to bad to do it the regular way. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving to the club was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot because I could not pull my leg up to brake. Bruce was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when he scolds me, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying. My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Bruce put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Bruce told me this would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other **** too.

Thursday:
Bruce was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half hour late, it took me that long to tie my shoes. Bruce took me to workout with the dumbbells.

When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the women's room. He sent Lana (the *****) to find me, as punishment he put me on the rowing machine, which I sank.

Friday:
I hate the bastard Bruce more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of mankind! Stupid, skinny, anemic little cheerleader. If there was a part of my body that could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it. Bruce wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the #!*%!*$ barbells or anything that weighs more than a twinkie. (Which I am sure you learned in the sadist school you attended and graduated magna *** laude from?)

The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?

Saturday:
Bruce left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing his voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up watching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel from the couch.

Sunday:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week from Hell is over. I will also pray that next year my husband (the BASTARD) will choose a gift for me that is fun, like a root canal or a hysterectomy!

2006-07-28 03:55:48 · 14 answers · asked by maria f 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Okay, if you were in a long distance relationship what song would you like to listen to, to help get you through? Please serious answers only......

2006-07-28 03:54:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 03:54:30 · 7 answers · asked by dynamiccharge 2 in Music

No? Well you are obviously unstable so lets here your crazy ideas then!

2006-07-28 03:54:28 · 21 answers · asked by PJ 2 in Television

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

2006-07-28 03:54:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

:)



If so.... how'd you get their little legs apart?

2006-07-28 03:53:58 · 13 answers · asked by Coo coo achoo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Song title and artist?

2006-07-28 03:53:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

For example it will break down in detail to tell what is in it (the movie) to make it that rating .

2006-07-28 03:53:11 · 7 answers · asked by Michael 2 in Movies

2006-07-28 03:53:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 03:51:13 · 72 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 03:50:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

what will we all do if we can't get our accounts back?

2006-07-28 03:50:30 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-28 03:50:09 · 5 answers · asked by mypitbull2004 1 in Music