Sorry folks--- they are a bit long this week.
In Ireland, drink and driving used to be considered as a sport !
A Garda (Irish police) patrol was parked outside a bar when they noticed a man leaving the pub so drunk he could hardly walk -- and he staggered around the car park for fifteen minutes trying to locate his car.After an eternity, trying to fit his keys into five different cars the man finally found his own car and fell inside.
He sat there for some time obviously trying to put his keys into the ignition as the car park around him gradually emptied of other patrons.He flicked the lights on then off, tooted the horn and put the wipers on at max speed, reversed the car a couple of yards and stalled as the remaining customers made their way home.By this time the Garda had seen enough and pulled the man over to carry out a breath test.When the test proved negative the surprised Garda thought it was broken.
'No' said the man 'tonight I'm the decoy'
IT'S OK FOLKS Surdy is IRISH
2006-07-28 03:58:29 · 8 answers · asked by surdy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i heard that happened in carrick on suir tipp, us irish are clever lol
2006-07-28 04:05:06 · answer #1 · answered by MissElection 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol very good!!! I do love the Irish
2006-07-28 04:05:05 · answer #2 · answered by MoJoJoJo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA ha ha
2006-07-28 04:14:59 · answer #3 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-28 04:41:37 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaaa. I liked it.
2006-07-28 04:11:20 · answer #5 · answered by AAhh Elza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Good one. LOL.
2006-07-28 04:24:46 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that is funny!
2006-07-28 04:01:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Very funny! No, really, very funny! Thanks!
2006-07-28 04:41:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋