Willys cynical thought for the day,
To any of you out there who've yet to have kids; If you're still deciding whether or not to bring some into this poor world, I highly recommend you go to lunch at some freaking fast food place and sit next to a bunch of them!
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
Little Johnny nodded in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
Little Johnny nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?"
Again the Little Johnny nodded.
He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb aszhole' is it?"
Again Little Johnny nodded.
"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your mother." Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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2006-07-28
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