Entertainment & Music - 25 July 2006

That would sure put the two dogs into a tizzy!

2006-07-25 02:58:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that, after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boyfriend is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so, he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or the10-pack. The boy insists on the 10 pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. She says: "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in".

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious".

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist".

2006-07-25 02:58:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the guy that played the sleazy strip club owner in flashdance, not the fat guy, but the guy with the black hair? he played MR Body in Clue as well? my husband says he used to be a punk singer or something? is that true?

2006-07-25 02:57:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

For example, i used to think my dad invented spaghettios because i never saw anyone else eat them. I also thought that when a turn signal was on, people were supposed to look in your car and see the little green arrow flashing.

2006-07-25 02:57:33 · 35 answers · asked by platypus 2 in Polls & Surveys

ok then could you tell me whats the other song that Plays in the second part of the same Video??
its that part when he comes out from the car and stuff, so whats that other song??
thanx!!!

2006-07-25 02:57:08 · 8 answers · asked by czar 3 in Music

2006-07-25 02:56:24 · 19 answers · asked by firefly 4 in Movies

please help about this probl

2006-07-25 02:56:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

This is getting curiouser and curiouser. Will Elizabeth go with the Mountie or will she meet up with her old beau Anthony who is recently divorced? I still think it could go either way.

2006-07-25 02:55:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Doesnt matter if its an older movie.........

2006-07-25 02:55:22 · 23 answers · asked by firefly 4 in Movies

Edna had a little lamb .....................

2006-07-25 02:55:21 · 19 answers · asked by police 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-25 02:54:54 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Harold is 82 and having some prostate problems. After examining him, the doctor gives him a specimen jar and says "Take this home with you, and try to produce a semen specimen. Stop by tomorrow and drop it off so I can run a few tests."

Harold takes the jar and heads home. The next day Harold comes in and asks to speak with the doctor. When he is taken into the office, the doctor asks how he made out. "Not good, Doc." Says Harold. "I went home and tried to do what you said. I tried with my right hand 'til it was cramped from the arthritis...no luck. I tried with my left hand, until I had blisters…no luck.

I asked my wife to help me out, so she tried with her left hand and with her right hand.... no luck. She even tried with her mouth. She tried with her teeth in, and she tried with her teeth out...no luck. Then we called Edna, next door, to see if she could help...."
"Good Grief man!" exclaimed the doctor, "You asked your neighbor to help you?"

"Yep." says Harold, "None of us could get the lid off that jar."

2006-07-25 02:54:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

no pervs please

2006-07-25 02:53:39 · 27 answers · asked by ROSIE 3 in Other - Entertainment

the song.....must be 80's a woman sing and occasionally plays something like....Hey na na na. I really want to download it.

2006-07-25 02:51:51 · 10 answers · asked by Julia G 1 in Music

I am a freak for The Simpsons. Tell me of your favourite episode and why. Mine is "Itchy and Scratchy Land" with Bort liscense plates, and possiblie :)

2006-07-25 02:51:19 · 3 answers · asked by Cool Guy in Cali 2 in Television

' Green '

2006-07-25 02:51:04 · 35 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-25 02:50:41 · 1 answers · asked by akash m 1 in Music

apart from yourself?

2006-07-25 02:50:08 · 20 answers · asked by - 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think that Edna as we call her can be over ruled and be reported?

2006-07-25 02:49:10 · 11 answers · asked by buckeyedude555 2 in Polls & Surveys

Any body know some copl sites for teenagers

2006-07-25 02:49:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I like the fat little butthole Eric Cartman and the fact that he will do anything to get his own way.

2006-07-25 02:47:55 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-07-25 02:46:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

2006-07-25 02:45:47 · 37 answers · asked by baseball_bluez 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Y! Answers? Give me something relevant, whatever, or I will totally LOG OUT FOREVER!!!!!!

2006-07-25 02:45:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is an oldie song, it's about a women who found a half frozen snake and took it home, made it well and it bite her. Before she died, he reminded her that " You knew I was a snake before you took me in."

2006-07-25 02:45:40 · 1 answers · asked by Jewelry 1 in Music

2006-07-25 02:45:16 · 24 answers · asked by Profe....llikr 4 in Celebrities

2006-07-25 02:45:14 · 9 answers · asked by sneha 1 in Jokes & Riddles

1.richard and pete
2.imogen and susie
3.mikey and Glyn
4.ash and jennie
5. spiral and michael
PETE TO WIN GET RID OF SPIRAL HE NEEDS ANGER MANAGEMENT
i think its sad we cant vote

2006-07-25 02:44:59 · 14 answers · asked by a_woz_ere 2 in Television

Is it because I live in a tralior park!!!! Just you wait when my mommy graduates from beauty college and dad stops drinking were going to get a new double-wide on our own land.

2006-07-25 02:44:48 · 14 answers · asked by The Pooh-Stick Kid 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-25 02:42:35 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Other - Entertainment