2006-07-25 02:45:14 · 9 answers · asked by sneha 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ask, and ye shall receive.
Traffic Stress
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him."
The officer continued, "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me toSunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car"
2006-07-25 14:43:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Borrow money from pessimists-they don’t expect it back.
Bumper sticker-Dont read this! Watch the road!
The more arguments you win, the fewer friends u will have
The only good thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Credit cards have made buying easier and paying harder
2006-07-25 10:24:15 · answer #2 · answered by ali h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get if you put a bird in a blender?
Shredded Tweet!!!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!!
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him!!
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take him for a drag!!
What do you call a cremated dog?
Barkdust!!
2006-07-25 10:21:36 · answer #3 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the signal turn red?
You'd turn red too if you changed in the middle of the street!
2006-07-27 14:45:26 · answer #4 · answered by Surf n' Snow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a cross between a rhinoceros and an elephant?
elephino
2006-07-25 09:48:32 · answer #5 · answered by kgforaingeal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One Indian walks up to another and says, "I'm a tee-pee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tee-pee, I'm a wigwam." The other Indian says, "Relax man, you're two tents."
(too tense...hehehe)
2006-07-29 01:18:28 · answer #6 · answered by Minge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer???
lol....
a DILDOE
it's dirty but here's a clean one!!!
2 muffins were in the oven. ne looked at the other and said DANG MAN it's hot in here... the other muffin looked at him and said HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!
2006-07-25 10:41:28 · answer #7 · answered by *(¯`•._.•Jessica•._.•´¯)* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cleaning jokes....hmmm let me see...
Q: What king of soap does a bird use?
A: Cheep Soap.
2006-07-25 09:51:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why couldnt the 12 year old boy get in to the pirate movie....
ITS RATED ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
2006-07-25 09:50:30 · answer #9 · answered by lexi0919 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋