A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that, after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boyfriend is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so, he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or the10-pack. The boy insists on the 10 pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. She says: "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in".
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious".
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist".
2006-07-25 02:58:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
heres another:
There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."
She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.
She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
2006-07-25 05:28:24 · answer #1 · answered by Em 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha that was hilarious! Guess that would make him think twice about talking about what he's going to do.
2006-07-25 03:10:14 · answer #2 · answered by DispatchGirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha, be careful not to ever give advice you cant take! lol, great one there.
2006-07-25 04:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha! That was funny!
2006-07-25 03:14:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!! good one!
2006-07-25 09:04:52 · answer #5 · answered by la♥chiva 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, very good. :)
2006-07-25 03:14:12 · answer #6 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋