Edna had a little lamb .....................
2006-07-25 02:55:21 · 19 answers · asked by police 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whose fleece was white as snow
and every time that Edna tried...
that lamb screamed NO, NO, NO!!
2006-07-25 02:59:01 · answer #1 · answered by Rob & Rach 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Edna had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Edna went
The lamb was sure to go
Soon Edna found the price of meat
far too high to please her
tonight she's having Leg of Lamb
the rest is in the Freezer
2006-07-25 12:02:39 · answer #2 · answered by reggaekid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Edna had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now Edna takes her lamb to school
Between two chunks of bread.
2006-07-25 10:22:35 · answer #3 · answered by JOANNA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Edna had a little lamb,
That she roasted over a fire
And every time she caught an animal
He cried, " Oh no, not the beast from the Shire!"
sorry, its the best I could come up with
Edna had a little lamb,
That all her neighbors knew
She invited everyone for dinner
While wearing smelly old shoes
When it came time to eat,
All her guests loved the meat
They couldnt believe that old Edna
Could cook such a feast
When asked where her little lamb was
She replied" Oh, he's around here somewhere"
Her guests never knew
That she had just served them little lamb stew!
2006-07-25 10:09:54 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♫i luv♥♫juicy fruit♥♫gum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Edna had a little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb,
Edna had a little lamb, and it had a 8 inch penis in tow.
And every time that Edna went,
Edna went, Edna went,
and every time that Edna went, the lamb was soon to follow.
It followed her to bed one day
bed one day, bed one day,
It followed her to bed one day, which is a big taboo.
It made her squeal real loud,
squeal real loud, squeal real loud,
it made the her squeal real loud to have the lamb inside her.
And so the other animals tried her out,
tried her out, tried her out,
And so the the other animals tried her out, but still it lingered near,
And waited highly aroused,
highly aroused, highly aroused,
And waited highly aroused till Edna did appear.
"Why does the lamb love Edna so?"
Love Edna so? Love Edna so?
"Why does the lamb love Edna so," the other animals cry.
"Why, Edna loves the lamb, you know."
The lamb, you know, the lamb, you know,
"Why, Edna loves the lamb, you know," the other animals did reply.
2006-07-25 10:49:08 · answer #5 · answered by twizzler_cola 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Edna had a little lamb its face was black as charcol
and everywhere that Edna went
the sparks blew out its @55hole.
2006-07-25 10:10:23 · answer #6 · answered by dj_madsteve 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Edna had a little lamb,
a piece of bread and little jam...
Then she had a little cake,
edna had a stomach ache
2006-07-25 10:10:11 · answer #7 · answered by abns_uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Edna had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
and now she takes that lamb to shcool
Between two slices of bread
2006-07-25 10:25:09 · answer #8 · answered by tenacious D fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
instead of lamb edna had a lil worm.
she also had big feet
she took it on a walk 1 day
and stamped it on the street
2006-07-25 10:39:37 · answer #9 · answered by 100%IrishXOX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Edna had a little lamb
Her head between its thighs
Without a sound
She went down
And pulled the wool over her own eyes
2006-07-25 10:19:26 · answer #10 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Edna had a little lamb,
For which she had a use,
When someone mentioned pork and ham,
She jumped to report abuse.
2006-07-25 10:01:18 · answer #11 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋