Whats the silliest think you used to think when you were little?

Question

For example, i used to think my dad invented spaghettios because i never saw anyone else eat them. I also thought that when a turn signal was on, people were supposed to look in your car and see the little green arrow flashing.

I also used to think that before there was color television, the whole world was in black and white. so, thinking i was being clever, I once asked "dad, when did they invent chlorphyll?"

Answer 1

I used to think I was married to the kid who lived downstairs from me, when I was like 8...the grown ups thought it was cute and would call me Mrs M_____
He gave me his loose tooth when it fell out and I tried to plant it in the dirt driveway to grow our baby.

Funny that never worked.

Answer 2

I used to think that TV guides were magical. You would simply open it up and it would tell you, "Your show is on 15 minutes" or "Sorry, you missed your show."

Also, I thought that when you picked up the phone, it knew who you wanted to call and the phone would just start ringing at the other end.

Oh ya, and one time I punctured my leg on a sharp rock, it made a hole about the size of half a pinky fingernail (pretty tiny) but it wouldn't stop bleeding. For six hours at summer camp I walked around sick to my stomach because I thought I was going to bleed to death!

One more thing, LOL! When I was about 5 my mom told me I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I decided I was going to be a dog. (No comments from the peanut gallery)

Answer 3

Of all the crazy things I'm sure I thought when I was little this was the only one that came to mind. Can't believe I'm typing this.
I used to think that butt cheeks were, where the poop was kept. So people with bigger butt cheeks had more poop in them. I often wondered why so many adults were full of crap and why would anyone want to carry it all around all the time. Why wouldn't they just let it out?

Answer 4

When I was little (like 3 and 4 ) I had a bad habit of leaving the fridge open, so my grandma told me that there were tiny microscopic penguins that lived in there to keep the food cold, and if I left the door open they would escape and the food would get warm. Hey, it worked! I never left the fridge open again.

Answer 5

I used to wonder where grown ups got money from, and I decided that you grew up and someone gave you a purse with money in, just like that.
And that if you could poke a hole in the sky it would rain forever. I also believed if it was raining where I was it was raining everywhere.
And I also thought we had a giant mouse living in our house because my stepdad had a sweet tooth and was always eating whatever cakes and biscuits he could find, which would really irritate my mother, and then he would say it was the mouse.

Answer 6

My last name is Clayborn and I use to really believe that I was Liz Claiborne's niece. My sister told me this!! She also told me I was found by the train tracks as a baby and my uncle brought me home to my mom. I was also found in a trash can in the alley. It's very surprising that I am not a seriously screwed up individual.

Answer 7

When I was about 3, I thought the car was magic and able to drive itself just because my dad took his hands off of the wheel for a couple of seconds...

Answer 8

When we were kids we went to alot of ball games - and (to this day) I've never been to a game where my team lost, so I used to think that the home team HAD to win for the fans.....

I also used to think I was going to marry Luke Skywalker or Kirk Cameron (showing my age arnt I)

Answer 9

i assumed diverse issues. Now at the same time as i imagine about it, i became not a very outstanding baby...LOL! --instructors lived on the college of their school rooms --The skating RINK became extremely pronounced as the skating RING --Santa became authentic --i actually wrote the enamel Fairy a be conscious asking her to grant me more effective money --in case you ate a watermelon seed, a watermelon ought to improve interior you --once you had slightly one, the persons reduce you open to get it out and then they stitched you back mutually (i'm very upset, now that i comprehend the reality) LOL! so that you imagine that Santa exists? ok, basically you are able to be a sturdy, otherwise he will placed you on his naughty record. playstation : %. me as wonderful...

Answer 10

This is a fun question.

I used to think that if you turned off the television, when
you turned it on again it would just continue to show you
the rest of what you were watching.