Entertainment & Music - 22 July 2006

2006-07-22 20:58:50 · 13 answers · asked by ashleytisdale&zacefron 2 in Celebrities

i wanted 2 c it

2006-07-22 20:58:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-07-22 20:57:59 · 8 answers · asked by Woody 2 in Movies

this is kinda dirty but yes...it made me laugh...

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."


The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea,
Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."

alright..this is IT! bye everyone! :)

2006-07-22 20:57:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

People call me emo, im practically one of the happiest ppl alive lol...

2006-07-22 20:57:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-22 20:56:36 · 26 answers · asked by KiKi Jo 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-07-22 20:56:04 · 2 answers · asked by NAVEEN M 1 in Music

2006-07-22 20:54:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

im a really good dancer and singer i can sing to and dance to anything and im afraid to show it and that meens ill never follow one of my dreams HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-22 20:53:50 · 13 answers · asked by ♥kiss me in the rain♥ 1 in Music

With the decision to cancel Firefly and little hope of a new series I found myself making up episodes to answer the unanswered questions in my head. Am i the only one?? What would happen in your episode?

2006-07-22 20:53:22 · 5 answers · asked by Firefly Osi 2 in Television

2006-07-22 20:52:13 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

its a good song, it gives me chills

2006-07-22 20:51:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

lindsay lohan was called this by an enemy of hers on national t.v. and i was just wondering what a firecrothch is.

2006-07-22 20:50:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-22 20:50:23 · 5 answers · asked by YoungBuck 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-22 20:49:24 · 9 answers · asked by lightning! 3 in Music

this is the last joke for now...

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?"

"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk; he isn’t going to notice you here with me." The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice.

Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.

"Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!"

"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."

The husband got out of bed,
and counted.
"One, two, three, and four... By gosh, you're right, dear!"


well thats all for today!!! bye everybody! :)

2006-07-22 20:48:40 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-22 20:46:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It makes wanna lick something myself...

Hot damn..

2006-07-22 20:46:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I propose we rename the Milky Way the Tamara Way galaxy.

2006-07-22 20:46:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It was my favorite show growing up. I was like 3 yrs old when it first started airing on Nickelodeon. My parents couldn't stand it but I'd make them watch it over and over. And now that I think about it, that show was really ahead of it's time. You think?

Who was your favorite character(s)?
What were your favorite "Skits"?
Where can I find the series on video or rerunning on TV?

2006-07-22 20:46:04 · 10 answers · asked by dac f 2 in Television

I am sending a fart in a jar in the mail to a friend of mine as a joke.

2006-07-22 20:45:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Well, who is it!?

2006-07-22 20:45:55 · 15 answers · asked by nostridomius 2 in Movies

2006-07-22 20:45:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hehehe

have a nice day!

2006-07-22 20:45:01 · 5 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

The subliminal mind *** America

2006-07-22 20:42:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-22 20:42:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-07-22 20:42:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-22 20:41:39 · 12 answers · asked by kim 1 in Celebrities

2006-07-22 20:41:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hey is Jim Morrison alive or what?
Is it true he's living in Oregon, raising horses?
Does anyone here ever talk to him or have his phone number? I have to ask him something pretty important!
If you hook me up, I can keep a secret better than a politician and besides, Jim needs to know this recent bit of information I got. . . So, please, help me know the truth and be helping Jim out too!
Eddie Wilson

2006-07-22 20:40:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music