LAST ONE FOR TODAY... enjoy it!?

Question

this is the last joke for now...

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?"

"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk; he isn’t going to notice you here with me." The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice.

Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.

"Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!"

"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."

The husband got out of bed,
and counted.
"One, two, three, and four... By gosh, you're right, dear!"


well thats all for today!!! bye everybody! :)

Answer 1

Once there was this couple who didn't have a happy married life, the reason being, the husband could never have an erection. His wife gave him an ultimatum, saying that, if you don't screw me within a week's time, I'm gonna divorce you. The guy was simply terrified, he loved his wife a lot. He had already tried viagra and all similar products which never helped.
Six days pass by and still he doesn't have any solution. That afternoon he goes to a bar to drown in his sorrows, when he meets one of his very old friends'. He tells his friend about the whole situation and immidiately gets advice from his friend saying that, there is this guy who stays up in the hills who can solve his issue. He rushes to this guy trying to save his marriage. He finally reaches there and when he sees the guy, he's actually a very old guy with long beard and a wierd look. After listening to his problem, the wierd guy says, "No problem, I have something that will help you for sure", then he shows a small bottle with some green shiny liquid in it. The wierd guys then tell him that, once this potion gets down his throat, whenever he would hear a sound like "honk", he would get an erection, and whenever he would hear "honk honk", the erection would go away. This would work only thrice. Now, the husband is interested in this potion, and when asks the price of this potion, he gets a shock. "Its only $ 50,000". But he has to manage this somehow from somewhere or else he would lose his wife forever. He takes out all the money from his Provident fund, his bank account, everywhere else, and is still $100 short. Still then he goes to the wierd guy and tells him that he's a bit short of cash. The weird guy agrees to give him the potion for a discouned price of $ 49,900. The husband is very happy now. He runs down to his car and gets in it to back home. Just then it hits him, what if the wierd guy has fooled him. He then drinks the potion and honks his car horn. He has an erection. He's too happy and he speeds his car towards his home. Just then he gets caught in a traffic. He loses another erection to that. Now two esections are already lost. He tears open his car seats and pulls out the cotton to stuff then in his ear and runs back home. He rings his door-bell, his wife opens the door, he rushes inside, slams the door, tears open his wife's and his own clothes and gets her to bed all nude, and then he says "HONK". Yes, he has an erection again...
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Answer 2

LOL. Love Little Johnny jokes ! Thx. right here's one for you: Little Johnny first day at college and the instructor say "who can count number" Little Johnny says " i will" instructor says i guess you cant. tell me, what comes after 3 little Johnny says 4 instructor says solid now what comes after six little Johnny says seven instructors say very very solid yet i guess you dont understand what comes after ten little Johnny says for sure i do...Jack, Queen, king, Ace

Answer 3

Great joke!!! I am crying tears and my belly hurts badly. I think I'm gonna jot that down in my jokes collection.

Answer 4

now this made me laugh so stupid why do guys get drunk more than ladies

Answer 5

Hey, who is in real one,Thank you and Good night.

Answer 6

Awesome joke babe....hope to read more from you again soon.

Answer 7

i must be to drunk yo understand cuz I am clueless

Answer 8

Great question

Answer 9

You ruled

Answer 10

lol ha clueless and priceless lol check ya later ♥