this is kinda dirty but yes...it made me laugh...
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea,
Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."
alright..this is IT! bye everyone! :)
2006-07-22 20:57:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Last one right, because you're killing me!
2006-07-22 21:38:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 3⤋
Ha Ha
2006-07-23 03:59:22 · answer #2 · answered by superrrmodel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-07-23 05:43:34 · answer #3 · answered by practical thinking 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only problem is by starting with the right breast, then i change my mind and must do left breast anyway
part 2... yeah, that works fine!!!
2006-07-23 09:06:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
unknown: oh you're just jealous because you don't have some one that'll yank on you down there 50 times.
2006-07-23 06:42:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow smart hubby!
2006-07-23 04:41:22 · answer #6 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, thanks for the laugh that was great!
Now I'm looking forward to reading your other ones you posted tonight... (just signed on and read this first)...
2006-07-23 05:03:54 · answer #7 · answered by ditzychik508 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol made me laugh lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-23 05:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how come i didn't laugh every1 laughed man i didn't find it funny
2006-07-23 06:11:25 · answer #9 · answered by Unknown 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...............ok tht made me laugh as well.....
2006-07-23 05:41:42 · answer #10 · answered by SK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One HaHaHaHaHa......
2006-07-23 06:44:00 · answer #11 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋