Entertainment & Music - 20 July 2006

Hey...I want some websites where I can find "unique" math crossword puzzles, such as the "upside down crossword". Well, I need another one. If only you can give me a cool one, the 10 points is yours.

2006-07-20 04:00:20 · 4 answers · asked by Jed Stephen 3 in Jokes & Riddles

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, do you hear me?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares. Now what do we tell them for Christmas?"

2006-07-20 03:59:49 · 14 answers · asked by meep 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm in the silly mood and this is a silly question so I'll accept the silly, judgemental, and plain rude answers. But, I can be nasty minded at times. What was your first thought the first time you heard the burger king "you got to eat it, to beat it" slogan? I mean, that made me come up with a good one for stamps "you gotta lick it, to ......" (you can finish the rest).

2006-07-20 03:59:39 · 10 answers · asked by Coco 5 in Television

Who sang it and song title...

2006-07-20 03:59:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

just wondering, because i just found:
3 sets of keys
2 wallets, 1 man 1 woman
fingernail clippers
matches
cigarettes....newports
a comb
lighter
20 dollar bill
and some loose change

while doing my laundry.....you must identify

2006-07-20 03:58:17 · 20 answers · asked by Feathers-n-Lace 3 in Polls & Surveys

Willys cynical thought for the day;

I'm NOT fifty something I'm only $49.95 plus shipping & freaking handling!

-  Never ask your bike to scream before her throat is good and warm.

-  Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.

-  If you want to get a job, you may have to compromise your principals; you may even have to shave.

-  Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.

-  Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

-  Never mistake Horsepower for staying power.

-  A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.

-  A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.

-  Never do less then Forty miles before breakfast.

-  If you don't ride in the rain-you don't ride.

-  A bike on the road is worth 2 in the shop.

-  Respect the person who has seen the Dark side of motorcycling and lived.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-20 03:58:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained.
"Yes, no problem!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question. "Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks. "We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, lust and passion overcame me!" "I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"
"That's okay," says the husband, "we were banned from Safeway, too."

2006-07-20 03:58:14 · 15 answers · asked by meep 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-20 03:57:59 · 4 answers · asked by bill 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-20 03:57:41 · 5 answers · asked by hebegeebees 1 in Celebrities

who's the cutest celebrity ,
in men and women , give me 2 answers

2006-07-20 03:57:40 · 14 answers · asked by cutie_boy1987 1 in Movies

Can anyone tell me the name of the soap he was on and the character he played. I think he dressed up as a woman once but I may be mistaken.

2006-07-20 03:57:38 · 4 answers · asked by Baron 2 in Television

2006-07-20 03:57:32 · 6 answers · asked by kathy6500 3 in Movies

Two good friends were out hiking one day. One of the hikers stepped off the trail to take a leak. Suddenly a rattlesnake bit him right where it counts most. He screamed and his friend came running.After a minute of panic, the friend said... "Look you just wait here and rest while I run into town to get some help." His friend ran all the way to town and found the doctor.Doctor: "Hmm.. well, I'm afraid you are going to have to cut the wound lengthwise across the fang marks and then suck all the venom out. Your friend should be just fine then." The town doctor wasn't able to go to the victim because advanced age so the hiker asked him to repeat his instructions several times just to be sure he had them right. He then ran as fast as he could back to his injured friend in the woods.
Injured Hiker: "Did you find the doctor?"
Friend: "Yes, I ran all the way to town and I found the doctor."
Injured Hiker: "Well, what did he say?"
Friend: "He said you're going to die..."

2006-07-20 03:57:23 · 7 answers · asked by meep 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-20 03:56:13 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Nothing to do with water. If it's more water than enough to fill a bath tub, then it's too much.

2006-07-20 03:56:12 · 7 answers · asked by LaLaLa! I'm not listening! 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why do people not like Ashlee Simpson? Just because she lipsynchs because she has a throat problem?I like her because she sings really good. But why don't u like her? And if u do, u ROCK!

2006-07-20 03:55:44 · 26 answers · asked by ~Aimee~ 2 in Music

hell yeah

GGG-UUNOT

2006-07-20 03:55:11 · 20 answers · asked by downdeefield 2 in Music

2006-07-20 03:54:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

like if you knew that u was going to die in 2 weeks. i would go shopping, do crazy things. and just have fun.

2006-07-20 03:54:10 · 10 answers · asked by Nay-Nay 1 in Television

mine is caress me down by sublime

2006-07-20 03:54:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-20 03:53:53 · 8 answers · asked by a_montana_chick 2 in Polls & Surveys

It was that movie that in the preview on tv, there was that girl who always said..."I'll never tell". What was the name of that movie?

2006-07-20 03:53:47 · 11 answers · asked by danca kicks butt 1 in Movies

be better off than you are?
or would you rather be a mule? a pig? a fish?

2006-07-20 03:53:40 · 8 answers · asked by DainBramaged 3 in Polls & Surveys

An evangelical preacher stands before his congregation and claims to have the power from God to heal people's ailments. He asks for two volunteers.

A man raises his hand and says "Mych naaame ish Slarry, I've alsways hach a schpeaking probchlem."

Another man raises his hand and says "My name is Stan, and since I was a young boy, I've been on crutches."

So the preacher tell Larry and Stan to walk up to the alter and stand behind a screen, so that everyone can send their healing energy to the men behind the screen.

Everyone sends their prayers and energy to Stan and Larry. Then the preacher tells Stan to throw his crutches over the screen.

One crutch goes over the screen, followed by the other.

Then the preacher says, "Now, Larry speak to us!!"

And Larry says.....



"Slchtan fell slchdown."


Isn't it funny?

2006-07-20 03:52:22 · 13 answers · asked by O'Faolain 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i love the goo goo dolls!!!!!! who agrees and dissegrees? my 2 favorite songs bye them are iris and naked

2006-07-20 03:51:25 · 12 answers · asked by Shelbyluvsyah!!! 2 in Music

Aishwariya rai is supposedly the most beautiful woman in the world...but angelina holds the same title! so who beats who in the looks department??who's more hot??Time to settle this debate!

personally i think its jolie ...if u don know who aishwariya rai is then google and find out..

2006-07-20 03:50:43 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-20 03:50:00 · 5 answers · asked by shags 2 in Polls & Surveys

I wouldn't mind looking like her.

2006-07-20 03:49:33 · 13 answers · asked by Eileen S 1 in Celebrities

I wish they would show more of Diddy?And I wish he would be a little nicer to the girls , he makes them too nervous.

2006-07-20 03:48:29 · 6 answers · asked by blonde mom70 3 in Television

2006-07-20 03:48:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys