There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained.
"Yes, no problem!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question. "Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks. "We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, lust and passion overcame me!" "I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"
"That's okay," says the husband, "we were banned from Safeway, too."
2006-07-20 03:58:14 · 15 answers · asked by meep 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lookin for comments here peeps
2006-07-20 04:02:35 · update #1
ive heard this one before but i still laugh at it just the same!
2006-07-20 04:17:59 · answer #1 · answered by iluvacdc555 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
Here's some 4 ya,
1- What kind of cheese isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese!
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2- What do you call a smelly teletubby?
Stinky Winky!
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3- Why did the witch put a watch at the end of her broom stick?
Cuz she wanted time to fly.
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4- Doctor, Doctor !! My irregular heartbeat is really frightening me.
Don't worry - we'll soon put a stop to it!
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5- Why did the duck try to cross the road?
to show his girlfriend he had guts
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6- the 7 dwarfs were in the tub feeling happy so happy got up and left!
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7- Man comes into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is in bed with cold cream on and wearing curlers. "Honey," the man announces, "this is the pig I sleep with when you have a headache."
The wife looks annoyed and says, "You old fool! That's a sheep."
The man replies, "You old fool! I wasn't talking to you!"
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8- A marine and a soldier were driving down the same road, both talking on a phone. They got into a terrible crash, and there cars were totaled, but none of them got hurt. The marine produced a bottle of alcohol and said:"Well, we're both to blame and we're okay, so why don't we drink this bottle of wine and bury the hatchet?" The soldier said okay, so the marine gave him the bottle and he drank half of it and offered it to the marine. The marine said:" I'll wait for the cops to show up first."
2006-07-20 06:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by COP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Church of Scientology - They own the Albertsons Store chain
2006-07-20 04:03:32 · answer #3 · answered by byrntzuga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that IS funny that was so hallirias that i fell out of my chair.what is safeway?
2006-07-20 04:36:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT WAS FUNNY BUT WHAT KIND OF CHURCH DID THEY GO TO, I'M GONNA GUESS CATHOLIC, EVERYONE WAS MARRIED SO WHY NO SEX.
2006-07-20 04:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by telliebear42003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of answer are you looking for?
2006-07-20 04:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's really funny, this will be my joke of the day.
2006-07-20 04:01:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's your friggin question?
2006-07-20 04:00:44 · answer #8 · answered by viclyn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its nice story. & interesting too
2006-07-20 04:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by narendra k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA
2006-07-20 04:00:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋