Two good friends were out hiking one day. One of the hikers stepped off the trail to take a leak. Suddenly a rattlesnake bit him right where it counts most. He screamed and his friend came running.After a minute of panic, the friend said... "Look you just wait here and rest while I run into town to get some help." His friend ran all the way to town and found the doctor.Doctor: "Hmm.. well, I'm afraid you are going to have to cut the wound lengthwise across the fang marks and then suck all the venom out. Your friend should be just fine then." The town doctor wasn't able to go to the victim because advanced age so the hiker asked him to repeat his instructions several times just to be sure he had them right. He then ran as fast as he could back to his injured friend in the woods.
Injured Hiker: "Did you find the doctor?"
Friend: "Yes, I ran all the way to town and I found the doctor."
Injured Hiker: "Well, what did he say?"
Friend: "He said you're going to die..."
2006-07-20 03:57:23 · 7 answers · asked by meep 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i wonder how long that they were good friends.
this is really funny!
2006-07-20 04:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by iluvacdc555 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm surprised he didn't pick up a girl in town... but then what would the joke be?
2006-07-20 11:28:43 · answer #2 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't it great to have friends
2006-07-20 11:05:26 · answer #3 · answered by dancetomatotree 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! great! what a great friend.
2006-07-20 11:41:17 · answer #4 · answered by Uncertain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did you expect
2006-07-20 11:14:29 · answer #5 · answered by mervny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, what would you do?
2006-07-20 11:26:43 · answer #6 · answered by funny_bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol..... damn that sux!!!
2006-07-20 11:08:22 · answer #7 · answered by Nancy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋