An evangelical preacher stands before his congregation and claims to have the power from God to heal people's ailments. He asks for two volunteers.
A man raises his hand and says "Mych naaame ish Slarry, I've alsways hach a schpeaking probchlem."
Another man raises his hand and says "My name is Stan, and since I was a young boy, I've been on crutches."
So the preacher tell Larry and Stan to walk up to the alter and stand behind a screen, so that everyone can send their healing energy to the men behind the screen.
Everyone sends their prayers and energy to Stan and Larry. Then the preacher tells Stan to throw his crutches over the screen.
One crutch goes over the screen, followed by the other.
Then the preacher says, "Now, Larry speak to us!!"
And Larry says.....
"Slchtan fell slchdown."
Isn't it funny?
2006-07-20 03:52:22 · 13 answers · asked by O'Faolain 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oooohhh, come on, it's funny!
2006-07-20 03:58:18 · update #1
lol, if he has the power to heal people then i have the power to tell peoples personalities nyyo mimy mo no one that answered has a real sense of humor excluding the ones that thought it was funny, because it was lol god i'm a dork lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-20 05:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 8⤊ 2⤋
Pretty funny, check this one:
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting
on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None.", replied Johnny,"cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are
thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women
eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her
cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger.
But I like the way you're thinking!"
2006-07-20 14:19:46 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so when do we get to the funny part?
2006-07-20 10:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad--- amusing, but didn't make me actually laugh out loud
2006-07-20 10:57:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, pretty funny
2006-07-20 11:02:59 · answer #5 · answered by kc_brig 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
doh
2006-07-20 11:00:45 · answer #6 · answered by samshel1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it must be a fanestic joke
2006-07-20 10:57:33 · answer #7 · answered by narendra k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its pretty funny
2006-07-20 11:44:27 · answer #8 · answered by Uncertain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you don't think i'll be reading things that are this LOOOONG
2006-07-20 10:58:29 · answer #9 · answered by peppermint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not to me
2006-07-20 12:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by greenqueen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋