Willys cynical thought for the day;
I'm NOT fifty something I'm only $49.95 plus shipping & freaking handling!
- Never ask your bike to scream before her throat is good and warm.
- Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.
- If you want to get a job, you may have to compromise your principals; you may even have to shave.
- Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
- Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
- Never mistake Horsepower for staying power.
- A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.
- A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.
- Never do less then Forty miles before breakfast.
- If you don't ride in the rain-you don't ride.
- A bike on the road is worth 2 in the shop.
- Respect the person who has seen the Dark side of motorcycling and lived.
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2006-07-20 03:58:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 10/24/05 A LITTLE BIKER WISDOM Don't tell yo mamma you reading diz I'll NEVER freaking tell shi!!
2006-07-20 03:58:34 · update #1
hehehehehe i still ♥ you lol so where do you get these i mean really really? lol when is the cynical thought of the day? i'm waiting lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-20 05:24:07 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well we can see what kind of lovely thoughts go through your mind.
2006-07-20 11:32:22 · answer #2 · answered by funny_bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know a lot of bikers that will enjoy this one...thanks
2006-07-21 11:26:59 · answer #3 · answered by doodle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it has a c0ck or a kickstand......I can ride it!
2006-07-20 11:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by Victhechic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋