Entertainment & Music - 16 July 2006

It was a classical violin-cello-interlude type thing. In each advert the main character always befell some unfortunate mishap; the music played whilst he lit up and an announcer solemnly informed us that "happiness is a cigar called Hamlet". You know the one I mean. Extra consideration given if anyone can also find out if it's possible to download the adverts, but I'd be happy enough to know the title of the theme tune ... and a guitar tab ;-)

2006-07-16 08:20:58 · 7 answers · asked by The Sundance Kid 2 in Television

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard Iqbal stops him and says, ‘What’s in the bags?’ ‘Sand,’ answered the Sardarji.

Iqbal says, ‘We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.’

Iqbal’s guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts
them onto the sardarji’s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, ‘What have you got?’
‘Sand,’ says the Sardarji.

Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

Finally, the Sardarji doesn’t show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a ‘Dhaba’ in Islamabad.

‘Hey, Buddy,’ says Iqbal, ‘I know you are smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. It’s all I think about…I can’t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?’

The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, ‘Bikes’

2006-07-16 08:20:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Why?

2006-07-16 08:20:54 · 26 answers · asked by rottenkid4560 3 in Other - Entertainment

:)

2006-07-16 08:20:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-16 08:19:58 · 3 answers · asked by Sam i am 2 in Music

Something-one that goes straight to your heart. can make you do anything? (if not anything then a lot)

2006-07-16 08:19:01 · 12 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Polls & Surveys

Guns


OK everybody. Do you dig this or diss this?
Please put why.
Also Im going to do 3 'dig it or diss it' things a day so look forward to what I'll put each day!!!

*I choose best answers to answers that dont offfend me or anyone else and that have a good reason why they dig/diss and that I agree with*

2006-07-16 08:18:21 · 33 answers · asked by SuNsHiNe 2 in Polls & Surveys

A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of
boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet.
He pokes through the contents and comes across an old
brass lamp. "This will look nice on my mantlepiece," he
decides, and takes it home with him.

While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him
three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold beer right now!"
He gets his beer and drinks it. Now that he can think
more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be
on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside."

Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing
him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last
wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again."

POOF! He's back in his government office.


Well....high five or low five? Comments are a plus!
Sharin' my smiles..
SmileyCat : )

2006-07-16 08:18:19 · 8 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I've already put salt on her toothbrush (how much do i need)? I need any kind of prank but keep it easy im 10....is this categorized right?

2006-07-16 08:17:38 · 2 answers · asked by Daniel 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-16 08:17:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

... That goes like;

'waaaahoooo yeah yeah yeah... a heydass so duranne, a heydass so duranne, a heydass so duranne, in a hurdiss sarna raada'

I honestly cannot tell what she says on it so that's my best stab at it :) I think it's like.. 90s dance or something?

THANK YOU IF YOU CAN TELL ME *love*

2006-07-16 08:16:57 · 5 answers · asked by thatislol 1 in Music

is there a picture that has billie playing the sax? i read somewhere that he can but i have never seen a pic of him playing it!

2006-07-16 08:16:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA. Little Boy says " He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!" Officer says "Yes." Little Boy asks "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture.

i love this joke cuz it SOO true

2006-07-16 08:15:39 · 16 answers · asked by tybardy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=Agwr00hDUlCdwFMccRVCJJgezKIX?show=AA11962907

What Should I do?

2006-07-16 08:15:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i'm obsessed with fresh prince. i used to watch it on like 3 different channels. never botherd to find out the names, i tihnk abc and the-n were two of them. but now i got new cable and i have NO idea where to find it! usually when i get sad i watch it and it makes me feel better
i have time warner cable and the guide says the-n is 230 but like i said, it says i don't have it and i need to pay for it. grrrr i'm so upset. i've ben very upset lately and i haven't watched it in weeks!!
i can't even find it on other channels!
thx

2006-07-16 08:15:20 · 6 answers · asked by staplers_attack 2 in Television

1: being extremely ugly 5: being so-so 10: being perfect

2006-07-16 08:15:01 · 24 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-16 08:14:13 · 18 answers · asked by mdboomskwad.mc4u 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-16 08:14:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-16 08:13:20 · 28 answers · asked by colorist 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think is a cuban songwriter, but I not sure. Thanks!

2006-07-16 08:12:18 · 4 answers · asked by claudiamail9 2 in Music

Some tell me it's really bad, some tell me it's really good.

2006-07-16 08:12:00 · 6 answers · asked by desigal 5 in Movies

2006-07-16 08:11:59 · 14 answers · asked by tahereh s 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-16 08:11:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

After college, my ultimate goal is to have my own tv show... something like Ellen's daytime talk show! It's my favorite!

How could I achieve my goal?
What should I major in college to get me there?
Details please!

2006-07-16 08:11:50 · 3 answers · asked by andrewtheman89 1 in Other - Entertainment

http://img14.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc87&image=6cc_good5.jpg

i think she's the hottest thing out of U.S television, don't you?

2006-07-16 08:11:26 · 15 answers · asked by GRIM_101 2 in Celebrities

Or, do you get confused and make them both like this '⊥'?

2006-07-16 08:11:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my ten year old cousin wants to make an account. whaddya think?

2006-07-16 08:10:49 · 25 answers · asked by ... 3 in Polls & Surveys

What would make you the happest person alive

2006-07-16 08:09:17 · 17 answers · asked by Santa's Personal Shopper 2 in Polls & Surveys

I get email that ready make me laugh and forget the day for a minute.

2006-07-16 08:08:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Viagra isnt working im addicted to it and im only 14 i just love the feeling and now it dosnt work at all what should i do

2006-07-16 08:08:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music