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A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of
boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet.
He pokes through the contents and comes across an old
brass lamp. "This will look nice on my mantlepiece," he
decides, and takes it home with him.

While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him
three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold beer right now!"
He gets his beer and drinks it. Now that he can think
more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be
on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside."

Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing
him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last
wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again."

POOF! He's back in his government office.


Well....high five or low five? Comments are a plus!
Sharin' my smiles..
SmileyCat : )

2006-07-16 08:18:19 · 8 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

I'll give you 5 high 2 times for taht one.It's so true about government jobs.I've got a cousin in the pentagon who does next to nothing and gets paid very well. Peace...

2006-07-16 08:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

high 5

2006-07-16 15:25:20 · answer #2 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0 0

high 5

2006-07-16 15:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by chica 3 · 0 0

excellent high 10

2006-07-16 15:29:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good one...can i copy it and paste it and send it to my friend who works for the gov?

2006-07-17 02:04:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hi 5.........that's true government ppl don't do their job............if they did, this country wouldn't b so ****** up!!!

2006-07-16 15:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HIGH FIVE SMILEY!!

2006-07-16 15:36:09 · answer #7 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0 0

I kinda don't get it...

2006-07-16 15:32:28 · answer #8 · answered by Taylor 3 · 0 0

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