A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of
boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet.
He pokes through the contents and comes across an old
brass lamp. "This will look nice on my mantlepiece," he
decides, and takes it home with him.
While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him
three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold beer right now!"
He gets his beer and drinks it. Now that he can think
more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be
on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside."
Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing
him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last
wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again."
POOF! He's back in his government office.
Well....high five or low five? Comments are a plus!
Sharin' my smiles..
SmileyCat : )
2006-07-16
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