Entertainment & Music - 14 July 2006

2006-07-14 21:05:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

"Cannons to the right..." (Credits to the butler in the Fresh Prince)

Do you have any bad poems, bad literature of yours you'd like to share?

Or are you just here for the 2 points?

2006-07-14 21:03:23 · 3 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

> A husband takes his wife to play her first game of
> golf.
>
> Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot
> right through the window of the biggest house adjacent
> to the course.
>
> The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now
> we'll haveapologize and see how much your lousy drive is going
> to cost us."
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and
> knocked on the door.
>
> A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened
> the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
> all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was
> lying on its side near the broken window.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the
> people that broke my window?"
>
> "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the
> husband replied.
>
> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
> you. You see, I'm a g enie, and I've been trapped in
> that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've
> released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
> Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
> keep the last one for myself."
>
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
> moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a
> year for! the rest of my life."
>
> "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
> least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy
> life!"
>
> "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie
> asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
> servants in every country in the world," she said.
>
> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes
> will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural
> disasters!"
>
> "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your
> wish, genie?"
>
> " Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and
> haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand
> years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey,
> you know we both now have a fortune, and all those
> houses. What do you think?"
>
> She mul! led it over for a few moments and said, "You
> know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I
> guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
>
> "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
>
> "I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the
> woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
> afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was
> insatiable.
>
> After about three hours of non-stop fun,
> the genie rolled over and looked directly into
> her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
> husband?"
>
> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
> "Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still
> believe in genies?"

2006-07-14 21:03:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-14 21:02:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-14 21:00:05 · 5 answers · asked by angelic 2 in Other - Entertainment

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 ... which one is it?

2006-07-14 21:00:01 · 11 answers · asked by sub.lihhjj 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-14 21:00:00 · 13 answers · asked by nizan m 1 in Celebrities

With Wham or as a solo artist.
Mine is a toss-up between " Father Figure " and " A Different Corner ".

2006-07-14 20:59:45 · 9 answers · asked by Mary* 5 in Music

2006-07-14 20:57:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-14 20:56:41 · 2 answers · asked by craig n 1 in Music

2006-07-14 20:56:23 · 8 answers · asked by Juxeski 2 in Other - Entertainment

What would you change it to? Why?

2006-07-14 20:54:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When Snoop Dogg is in the comercial with the gum about whitning your teeth, what is the beat playing in the background? Im sure its one of Snoop's.

2006-07-14 20:52:59 · 4 answers · asked by irepcleveland 1 in Music

i like skettels, milkyway, m&m, snickers. hershes, gum, pop rocks. loli's, star brst, sour patch kids. gummy bears/worms, laffy taffys, and ect.

2006-07-14 20:52:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm not too impressed with the lineup this year.

2006-07-14 20:52:40 · 2 answers · asked by punk pirate 2 in Music

2006-07-14 20:49:17 · 7 answers · asked by Sweetlemonman 4 in Polls & Surveys

i like gwen, simpleplan. britney.christina.madonna.,fall out boy ,eminem,50, the game,panic at the disco ,weezer, evinencense,aquia, shakiria, kelis, d4l, usher, b2k, backstreet boys, wolfpack, i like everything basicly

2006-07-14 20:49:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Remember, Superman needs our yellow sun to derive his power, while Silver Surfer can travel anywhere in space. Superman has super speed etc, but Silver Surfer has cosmic powers.

Give details

2006-07-14 20:48:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-07-14 20:47:53 · 2 answers · asked by died79us 1 in Music

2006-07-14 20:47:17 · 9 answers · asked by ? 1 in Celebrities

2006-07-14 20:46:14 · 16 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

have a hot, beautiful teacher(m/f) whom you had the hots for?? Or had a crush on?? details pls. i like to hear them.

2006-07-14 20:45:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-14 20:44:56 · 29 answers · asked by craig n 1 in Music

2006-07-14 20:44:19 · 2 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

Would you rather have a honda civic or a toyota corolla both 2005 model

2006-07-14 20:43:36 · 20 answers · asked by mspeachygal 2 in Polls & Surveys

plz tell me ia m eager to know

2006-07-14 20:43:18 · 8 answers · asked by yaksha 1 in Celebrities

2006-07-14 20:42:23 · 6 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

what one is a better singer it's for school

2006-07-14 20:41:36 · 13 answers · asked by confused@yahoo.com. help 1 in Celebrities

in discovery channel yeaterday ,i saw in the "future perfect" episode that after 100 million years a lot of changes would come on the earth surface.and because of that new life forms will form and will evolve.there won't be a sign of human life on earth.either they would become so advanced by then that they would make another planet there home or they would be wiped out of earth.they said that by 100 million years the tortoise would evolove into tynatorns.whoch would be much bigger that the dinusaurs!! they even said that the portugese man of war would become the biggest creature on the sea.a small sea slug would become about 100 times larger.and would have special abilities.an octopus would be capable of living on the land for about 4 days!! then a small fish(i forgot it name) would be capable of giving shocks with are more that 1000 volts.and it would become so huge that it would gulp the octupus in one go.do u think that this could happen??????????

2006-07-14 20:41:14 · 14 answers · asked by ♀guardian of angels♀ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-14 20:40:59 · 16 answers · asked by Agusia 3 in Other - Entertainment