Entertainment & Music - 12 July 2006

Is Divine a dude or a chick, you know from Pink Flamingos, the one that ate the dog poop?

2006-07-12 01:18:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i think keira is just famous, because she wags her head and grimaces like a retard every time she's talking, and gives guys an outlet for their repressed homosexual yearnings, being that she looks like a boy dressed up as a woman. she can't act and her voice is annoying. i also think that she perhaps lets uk women think that they can be famous without having any actual talent, personality or soul. does everyone feel the same way?

2006-07-12 01:15:58 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-12 01:15:57 · 1 answers · asked by siki 1 in Music

You're so good at "drinking to forget" that you sometimes forget how to walk.

Whenever someone in a suit spills your well bourbon it magically transforms into top shelf scotch on the way to the floor.

You laugh at funerals but weep like a baby whenever you hear about a beer truck overturning.

You'd rather be a bus driver than an astronaut because, hey, there ain't no beer where they're going.

You don't mind when your wife finds you stinking drunk in a bar, because then you can hit her up for a free drink.

Pink elephants get drunk and they see you.

You can get drunk on Scotch tape.

You're not a hard drinker. It's the easiest thing you do.

You like to have a drink between drinks.

You'd join AA but your always too drunk too memorize the pledge.

Your sleep number is 151... proof.

You quit drinking once, and it was the worst afternoon of your life.

You won't eat an olive unless it's sterilized in gin.

You think Beethoven's Fifth is a bottle of schnapps.

You're living a champagne lifestyle on a beer budget. Except you don't like champagne so you just drink lots and lots of beer.

Gin rummy sounded like a fun game.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-12 01:15:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Have a go, its a good one, i got it pretty quick but it was funny when my engineering buddies couldnt get it for ages.

2006-07-12 01:15:16 · 8 answers · asked by A Drunken Man 2 in Jokes & Riddles

preferably around the west london area

2006-07-12 01:11:53 · 4 answers · asked by Phil W 1 in Movies

2006-07-12 01:11:52 · 4 answers · asked by Mano M 1 in Music

2006-07-12 01:11:24 · 9 answers · asked by Devon L 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Hope i have written it down correct

2006-07-12 01:10:57 · 11 answers · asked by A Drunken Man 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-12 01:10:51 · 20 answers · asked by matthew r 1 in Movies

2006-07-12 01:10:16 · 10 answers · asked by Ineed 1 in Music

It's a soundtrack from Fast&Furious Tokyo Drift. Thanx for any help at all!

2006-07-12 01:09:47 · 1 answers · asked by naughtinita 1 in Music

http://www.jokes.pp.ru/jokes.pl?page=122&cat=0

2006-07-12 01:08:28 · 5 answers · asked by bubbacornflakes 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-12 01:08:07 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-07-12 01:04:31 · 6 answers · asked by Allan A 1 in Music

that goes through a bugs mind when it hit's your windshield?

2006-07-12 00:59:50 · 10 answers · asked by ghostguff 2 in Jokes & Riddles

one of them was permitted to spend the night in her own home. Once,as dawn drew near & she had to return to her companions in the feild to become a flower again,she said to her husband, "If you come & pick me this morning,I'll be set free,& be able to stay with you forever." And that is exactly what happened. Now the question is how her husband could recognize her? For all the flowers were all the same with no distinguishing marks. One very small hint, this was written by The Brothers Grimm. Good Luck!

2006-07-12 00:59:42 · 5 answers · asked by Cognito 3 in Jokes & Riddles

He used to do loads of comedy quiz programmes (a bit like 8 out of 10 cats) and was sharp witted and funny.....
Come to think of it David Baddiel isn't funny either...not since Newman and Baddiel......is anyone still reading this ?

2006-07-12 00:59:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A: Give her a slap

2006-07-12 00:55:40 · 13 answers · asked by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-12 00:55:32 · 6 answers · asked by star 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-12 00:54:44 · 14 answers · asked by kanja 2 in Television

2006-07-12 00:54:14 · 22 answers · asked by angel 5 in Music

2006-07-12 00:53:51 · 9 answers · asked by Vampyre Lestat 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-12 00:49:23 · 18 answers · asked by apark3 2 in Celebrities

2006-07-12 00:49:21 · 25 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-12 00:49:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Can it really be true?

2006-07-12 00:48:33 · 16 answers · asked by In Honor of Moja 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-12 00:48:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What can I say I'm a dreamer at heart.So what's the best one you've heard.

2006-07-12 00:48:13 · 18 answers · asked by Je♥n 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-12 00:47:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles