Entertainment & Music - 5 July 2006

A guy is ordering up shot after shot of booze at
a bar, when a woman strikes up a conversation...

She: What are you trying to forget?

He: Well, my divorce just became final. My wife
left me because I'm into kinky, kinky sex.

She: What a coincidence, my husband just left me
for the same reason. I'm also into kinky sex,
and my apartment's about three blocks from here.
Why don't you come on by and we'll have some fun?

And off they went. She excused herself, saying
she would be back in about ten minutes. When she
came out of her bedroom, she was wearing black
vinyl crotchless panties, a studded collar,
clothespins on her breasts, and she was carrying
a seven foot bullwhip.

So he says, "Excuse me, I'll need ten minutes
too."

"Do you need to slip into something more
comfortable?"

"No, while you were changing, I screwed your
dog!"

2006-07-05 10:24:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what i mean is do you think his lyrics are good

2006-07-05 10:23:50 · 23 answers · asked by JEAN O 1 in Celebrities

when i was young i can remember the movie but not the name It was about a group of kids on a school bus tht rode through a cloud of gases( fumes) tht if they touched you with their black fingernails you die please help my friend is driving me crazy it was a color movie not black & white

2006-07-05 10:23:28 · 2 answers · asked by pksonzini 1 in Movies

2006-07-05 10:23:14 · 19 answers · asked by Kenny Harris Wilson Sir 1 in Music

2006-07-05 10:22:56 · 43 answers · asked by dishwasher67 6 in Jokes & Riddles

My favorites right now are Kutless, Chris Tomlin, and Todd Agnew.

2006-07-05 10:22:45 · 15 answers · asked by Nicole 2 in Music

am i the only one...none of my freinds do

2006-07-05 10:21:12 · 3 answers · asked by Nay Nay 1 in Television

I bet we've been together for a million years,
and I bet we'll be together for a million more.
Well it's like I started dreamin on the night we kissed,
and I can't imagine what we ever did before...

What would we do baby, without us? What would we do baby, with us? Well there aint no nothin we can't help each other through...oooooo.....what would we do baby, without us? Sha la la laaaaa!

2006-07-05 10:21:10 · 13 answers · asked by BriteHope 4 in Television

and explain
why
if you
answer

2006-07-05 10:20:46 · 20 answers · asked by evergreens 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-05 10:20:41 · 18 answers · asked by bryton1001 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-05 10:20:26 · 27 answers · asked by justnae 2 in Celebrities

2006-07-05 10:19:35 · 2 answers · asked by Sweetie 1 in Music

I am sorry, but kids or no kids, I refuse to watch movies where the animals speak and converse with humans or other animals in english or any other language. This especially true for live animals (e.g. dogs, cats, bears, horses, etc.). Animation is alright I guess, if it is your thing. Do you do movies where the animals talk?

2006-07-05 10:18:46 · 28 answers · asked by ]-[ustler 3 in Movies

2006-07-05 10:18:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

so i have nothing better to do then tell lame jokes... heres another one

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".

"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"

GOD says, "So you would like them."

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"

"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"

GOD says, "So they would love you!"

2006-07-05 10:18:37 · 12 answers · asked by tybardy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-05 10:17:18 · 8 answers · asked by westernndguy 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am in a Funk/Jam/Reggea/Rock band. We need a name!

2006-07-05 10:17:06 · 23 answers · asked by basplayer1979 2 in Music

and they think the stuff they listen to is better than the real music from the eighties

2006-07-05 10:16:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-05 10:16:47 · 6 answers · asked by jpbob01 1 in Television

2006-07-05 10:16:45 · 14 answers · asked by W S 1 in Movies

2006-07-05 10:16:42 · 40 answers · asked by ~*Bubbles*~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Mine are Candy cigarette's, Hubba Bubba(gum) and Big League Chew(gum)

2006-07-05 10:15:50 · 30 answers · asked by Slim 2 in Polls & Surveys

I have to work all night tonight and am still sitting at this stupid computer - WHY? lol

2006-07-05 10:15:41 · 9 answers · asked by sees_lwo_na 2 in Other - Entertainment

I'm going to be on a tennis and soccer team for a college club team. Do you think a jock strap would be good or the briefs with the built in cup?

2006-07-05 10:15:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-05 10:14:13 · 13 answers · asked by D930Clan 2 in Music

2006-07-05 10:14:07 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-05 10:14:03 · 5 answers · asked by grimm_noire 2 in Celebrities

2006-07-05 10:13:33 · 15 answers · asked by Nay Nay 1 in Celebrities

I'd like to see the parodies of world leaders and hollywood actors, but I read somewhere that some of the scenes are really disgusting. Is it any worse than "South Park"? I liked the first few years of "South Park".

2006-07-05 10:13:20 · 14 answers · asked by my brain hurts 5 in Movies

I'm fairly sure it was screened on BBC1 in the early evening. I seem to recall 2 teams and some letters/word play.

2006-07-05 10:13:15 · 6 answers · asked by formermember 2 in Television