2006-07-05 10:22:56 · 43 answers · asked by dishwasher67 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Call the NMPS (Ninja Monkey Protection Squad) right away! Keep the door locked and turned off all lights. Take some basic supplies to you basement or behind you couch. Curl up in the fetal position until help arrives.
2006-07-05 10:32:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Billy Madison (aka Adam Sandler)
2006-07-05 10:25:38 · answer #2 · answered by pulchritudinous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop watching Billy Madison
2006-07-05 10:25:48 · answer #3 · answered by randorxeus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open the door. He probably just wants to make a documentary on humans.
2006-07-05 10:26:02 · answer #4 · answered by WEIRDRELATIVES 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Billy Madison!
2006-07-05 10:25:37 · answer #5 · answered by swheatmamato3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is frightening, man! Penguins don't even have knuckles! Blink your eyes and see if he's still there.
2006-07-05 10:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by OneMadSquid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
open the door with a nife in your hand and cut it... later you could try something that not that many people tired... penguine meat!
2006-07-05 10:25:55 · answer #7 · answered by brother from QG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should go straight to bed. The acid will wear of eventually. Just stay indoors!
2006-07-05 10:25:29 · answer #8 · answered by HOT A$S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin around out here. I gotta get you back to da zoo!"
2006-07-05 10:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at it and invite him to dinner. Afterwards, why don't the two of you go and watch a movie together?
2006-07-05 10:25:49 · answer #10 · answered by smart guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋