A guy is ordering up shot after shot of booze at
a bar, when a woman strikes up a conversation...
She: What are you trying to forget?
He: Well, my divorce just became final. My wife
left me because I'm into kinky, kinky sex.
She: What a coincidence, my husband just left me
for the same reason. I'm also into kinky sex,
and my apartment's about three blocks from here.
Why don't you come on by and we'll have some fun?
And off they went. She excused herself, saying
she would be back in about ten minutes. When she
came out of her bedroom, she was wearing black
vinyl crotchless panties, a studded collar,
clothespins on her breasts, and she was carrying
a seven foot bullwhip.
So he says, "Excuse me, I'll need ten minutes
too."
"Do you need to slip into something more
comfortable?"
"No, while you were changing, I screwed your
dog!"
2006-07-05 10:24:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BWAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA
are you kidding me..... thats comedy!
lovin it
2006-07-05 10:30:12 · answer #1 · answered by tybardy 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
wow did the dog dress up kinky? what's next cuff-links on the dogs balls?
2006-07-05 17:42:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ew... Why are there dog scewers in this inhumain world?
2006-07-05 17:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats retarted
2006-07-05 17:28:36 · answer #4 · answered by ertodd@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
more comforts no no 10***
2006-07-06 01:55:12 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick, but mucho funny
2006-07-05 17:28:24 · answer #6 · answered by martyn b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-05 17:46:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is retarted
2006-07-05 17:30:49 · answer #8 · answered by LaxBaby. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww... heheh...
2006-07-05 20:37:03 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋