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so i have nothing better to do then tell lame jokes... heres another one

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".

"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"

GOD says, "So you would like them."

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"

"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"

GOD says, "So they would love you!"

2006-07-05 10:18:37 · 12 answers · asked by tybardy 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

HA! Hilarious! BURN!!!

2006-07-05 10:22:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Wow that kida humorous, yet terrible heres yet another terrible humorous tale: Whats worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? a million little one in 10 rubbish cans :D see how its humorous in an exceedingly terrible form of way?

2016-12-10 05:02:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Thats the most boring joke...until the end! I have one for you. Q:A guy walks into a bar and says? A:Ouch that hurt!
(get it like a steel bar!)

2006-07-05 10:43:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's a good one! Sorry you're so bored. Do something nice for someone you love..., that should help you pass the time...

2006-07-05 10:22:03 · answer #4 · answered by wellbeing 5 · 0 0

That was a very cute joke

2006-07-05 10:25:18 · answer #5 · answered by Maria 2 · 0 0

I've got one....

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

A: Because it was dead.

2006-07-05 10:22:54 · answer #6 · answered by monag12 1 · 0 0

Hey I liked that joke, decent and funny!! Thanks for the laugh sorry you are so bored.

2006-07-05 10:34:39 · answer #7 · answered by Adri 4 · 0 0

HA HA HA LOL that was funny no I'm serious it was.

2006-07-05 10:25:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It takes guts for a guy to right that !!! Thanks for the laugh !! I'm sorry you are bored !!! Try http://www.bored.com/ !!! It is cool !!!

2006-07-05 10:40:01 · answer #9 · answered by beaglesrockusa 2 · 0 0

hahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahah

2006-07-05 10:20:48 · answer #10 · answered by stone cold 4 · 0 0

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