Entertainment & Music - 1 July 2006

2006-07-01 11:22:16 · 11 answers · asked by fara7at 2 in Polls & Surveys

a newlywed was waiting for her husband to come home from work. Her mother in law came to visit unexpectedly and found that she was nude.

I'm sorry but you will have to leave, John will home any minute.

Well, why are you nude?

This is my love dress.

Well the mother in law decided she'd try it also. So she went home and waited for husband in the nude.

When he came in he asked. What the hell are you doing?

It's my love dress, do you like it?

Well maybe you should've ironed it first......

2006-07-01 11:21:40 · 9 answers · asked by xxxx 2 in Jokes & Riddles

discuss....please...

2006-07-01 11:21:22 · 7 answers · asked by Dancing Alpha Bear 1 in Television

some of the mothers on the show let their kids run free that is why they are getting pregnant. I would not know what to do if my child was having sex at age 12.

2006-07-01 11:21:10 · 1 answers · asked by Nadine M 2 in Television

...this is a follow-up to a previous question. Now that I know who it was I saw in EMPIRE OF THE SUN, I need to verify that I saw the very same on the Sopranos.

2006-07-01 11:18:28 · 6 answers · asked by Master_Sev 2 in Movies

Now that she's left the View, will you miss her? I actually never watched it but it like everywhere so I just wanted to know how many people will miss her or love it that shes gone.

2006-07-01 11:16:28 · 13 answers · asked by Juno. 4 in Television

2006-07-01 11:16:17 · 7 answers · asked by chino 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-01 11:16:11 · 10 answers · asked by steve 1 in Music

Or did you not cry at all. Or did you cry in many parts of the movie?

2006-07-01 11:15:37 · 28 answers · asked by Annette 1 in Movies

2006-07-01 11:15:13 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

i'd like to know.
you can choose more than one person.
for instance,
i'd like to be mark from rent,
or fiyero from wicked.
or chip from the 25th annual putnam county spelling bee.
catch my drift?
thanks.
=].

2006-07-01 11:13:59 · 16 answers · asked by Alexx 1 in Music

the texas chatroom isn't working

2006-07-01 11:11:13 · 3 answers · asked by Jeff 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-01 11:10:22 · 8 answers · asked by Joey M 2 in Music

2006-07-01 11:10:17 · 22 answers · asked by montourchick09 1 in Music

it is very boring

2006-07-01 11:08:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

2006-07-01 11:07:48 · 4 answers · asked by Erin W 1 in Celebrities

Cards You'll Never See In Hallmark


"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't
help but wonder:.............
What was I thinking?"

"Congratulations on your wedding day!.............
Too bad no one likes your wife."

"How could two people as beautiful you............
have such an ugly baby?"

"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.....
After having met you, I've changed my mind."

"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life...........
I never believed in Hell until I met you."

"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am.......
that you're not here to ruin it for me."

"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me.
Like the need for therapy..."

"Thanks for being a part of my life!!!..........
I never knew what evil was before this!"

"Before you go,.........
I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll
probably need it again."

"Someday I hope to get married............
but not to you."

"You look great for your age.......
Almost Lifelike!"

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.........
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your
promise."

"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best
friend.......
So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."

"We have been friends for a very long time...........
What do you say we call it quits?"

"I'm so miserable without you..................
It's almost like you're here."

"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...............
Did you ever find out who the father was?"

"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and
there was only one life jacket....
I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."

"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
birthday......
So we're having you put to sleep."

2006-07-01 11:07:12 · 14 answers · asked by Texas_at_its_best 4 in Jokes & Riddles

yo momma so fat when she went swimming at the gulf of Mexico and when she farted it was named hurricane Katrina

yo momma so poor she walking down the street with on shoe and somebody goes up and asks her "hey, did u loose a shoe?" she says "no, i just found one!"

yo momma so ugly she went to a haunted house and she came out with a job application

Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.

Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

yo mama's so stupid she used deodorant as her lipstick and she keeps saying " why doesn't my new jumbo lipstick work?"

yo momma so fat she steps on a scale and it says to be continued

2006-07-01 11:07:08 · 11 answers · asked by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-01 11:06:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

why?

2006-07-01 11:06:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I THING MY BABI DADDI T.I.!!!!

2006-07-01 11:05:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A slice of buttered bread, when dropped, will always land butter-
side down.

When you need an item that is in a heap, it will always be the one
at the bottom.

Buses take ages to arrive, but when they do they always arrive in
sets of three (in Britain "you wait ages for a bus, then two come
along at once!"). There actually is a logical explanation for this:
the first bus is slowed down because of the time needed to let
passengers get on and off. The subsequent busses are (typically) not
allowed to pass the first bus, so you tend to end up with a full bus
followed by a line of empty ones.

The day you forget your umbrella, it pours with rain.

When graphing, the graph paper is always one square too small for
the perfect scale

When caught in a traffic jam, the lane that you are in will always
be the slowest to move. (This joke was played out in the opening
sequence of the film Office Space, where one of the main characters
changed lanes multiple times, all in vain as the traffic around him
moved.) This also has a logical explanation. In general, the lane
with the fewest cars in it is most likely to move the fastest.
Therefore, since you're statistically more likely to be one of the
members of the lane with the most cars, your lane will more often
than not be the slow one.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Everything takes longer than you think. Or, everything takes twice
as long as it should; excepting that which appears easy, taking
three times as long.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible
time.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one
that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

If something simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a
procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way,
unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so
ingenious.

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done
first.

Every solution breeds new problems.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.

Junk will grow to fill the available cupboard space.

All small objects of value will disappear when set down.

Magellan's Allegory: If you stop and ask someone for directions, and
they tell you "You can't miss it"... then be assured that you will.

If you make it idiot-proof, someone will make a better idiot.

The light at the end of the tunnel is that of an oncoming train.

When you put your pants on without looking — they will always be on
backwards.

A series of events will go wrong in the most negative sequence.

Airline Travel Variation: The time you have to catch a flight is
inversely proportional to the distance to the gate.

50/50/90-If there is a 50/50 chance to get it right, there is a 90%
chance that you will get it wrong.

Nothing ever gets built to budget or to deadline (also known as
Cheop's Law).

Good/Fast/Cheap - If you need something good fast, it won't be
cheap. If you need something cheap fast, it won't be good. If you
need something good cheap, it won't be fast.

2006-07-01 11:05:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-01 11:05:00 · 21 answers · asked by buffy Fan 2 in Movies

2006-07-01 11:02:46 · 4 answers · asked by streetbruce 1 in Music

2006-07-01 11:02:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I just want to listen to the song once because everyone has been telling me i should listen to itj
im not trying to like steal songs or anything

2006-07-01 11:02:35 · 10 answers · asked by KiKi E 2 in Music

SE7EN or BI (RAIN)

2006-07-01 11:02:11 · 3 answers · asked by Dark Angel 3 in Music

2006-07-01 11:01:45 · 12 answers · asked by Noo Noo 1 in Other - Entertainment

fin out what all of these are

57 h v
13 s and 50 s on the f
51 s in the u s
1 p on a t t
and last but not least
6 h p on the i in a s includeing the g (about hockey)

2006-07-01 11:01:25 · 12 answers · asked by grizzgoal 2 in Jokes & Riddles

HOW COULD BRAZIL LOSE?I WANT THE WORLD CUP TO BE REPLAYED,!!!HOW COULD KAKA...NOPE,I DON'T FIND HIM CUTE ANYMORE.....HE'S REALLY MADE ME UPSET....

2006-07-01 11:00:34 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys