yo momma so fat when she went swimming at the gulf of Mexico and when she farted it was named hurricane Katrina
yo momma so poor she walking down the street with on shoe and somebody goes up and asks her "hey, did u loose a shoe?" she says "no, i just found one!"
yo momma so ugly she went to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
yo mama's so stupid she used deodorant as her lipstick and she keeps saying " why doesn't my new jumbo lipstick work?"
yo momma so fat she steps on a scale and it says to be continued
2006-07-01 11:07:08 · 11 answers · asked by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha funny u guys
2006-07-01 13:22:39 · update #1
Ha, ha! How about these:
((No offense to anyone.))
Yo mama so poor, I stepped on a penny inside of her house, and she said "Get off of my paycheck."
Yo mama so poor, she but a McDonalds hamburger on layaway.
2006-07-01 11:23:05 · answer #1 · answered by Viva La Pasta 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
yo momma so dumb id ask her her age but i know she cant count that high
yo momma so skinny if she drowns all you have to do is throw her a cheerio
your mama so stupid she asked 4 a price check at a dollar store.
your mama so ugly the goverment changed halloween to her birthday
yo momma so fat she steps on a scale and it says "one person at a time pleez"
2006-07-01 11:46:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like all of them me and my friend laugh hard about the one when it said Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
you should tell where you got those or i should right them down now.
2006-07-01 11:17:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat that when she stands on the weighing scales it says "To be endured..." Yo momma so fat that when she walked earlier the television I neglected the full season of lost.
2016-10-14 01:07:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the halloween one, the airport one, the dodge trucks,
I like them all but those are the new ones I've never heard and there actually better than the others.
2006-07-01 11:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
yo mama's so stupid she got run over by a parked car.
yo mama's so stupid, when you asked her to buy you a acolor tv she said"which color?"
2006-07-01 11:27:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so ugly that u need to tie a steak on her head so that her dog can play with her
2006-07-01 11:13:57 · answer #7 · answered by Arnold 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma is soo tall she did a cart wheel and kicked Jesus
yo mamma is soo stupid she put a phone in her butt and thought she was making a booty call
2006-07-01 11:32:47 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas so DUMB, she thought 2pac Shakur was a JEWISH HOLIDAY.
2006-07-01 11:10:59 · answer #9 · answered by orange_claw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mammas so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
yo mammas so dumb she took a ruler to bed to find out how long she slept......i love the dodge truks one! <(-_-)>.......yoda
2006-07-01 12:46:11 · answer #10 · answered by azteka_boy8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋